The Official Michael Bolton Appreciation Thread. (metal, member, title, quote)

jackhammer · 07-01-2008, 03:26 PM

Express your love for the flying rug crooner here. Can I touch you there? Oh yes Mr.Bolton:

Rainard Jalen · 07-01-2008, 03:48 PM

Jack! You're ripping me off now, eh?! How dare you!

Bolton's a chump, but this video makes me laugh every time:

jackhammer · 07-01-2008, 03:52 PM

I have to accept my punishment for closing a thread. The other mod's will regale you with the whole hilarious episode!

Rainard Jalen · 07-01-2008, 04:30 PM

Perhaps the title could be altered to "The Michael Bolton Depreciation Thread".

bsmix · 07-01-2008, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rainard Jalen

Perhaps the title could be altered to "The Michael Bolton Depreciation Thread".

hahah good idea. honestly I didn't understand it was a joke for a sec and got concerned

jackhammer · 07-01-2008, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bsmix

hahah good idea. honestly I didn't understand it was a joke for a sec and got concerned

I do listen to a lot of crap but I cannot stoop as low as Bolton lol.

Son of JayJamJah · 07-01-2008, 06:28 PM

"Why should I change my name he's the one who Sucks"

Michael Bolton, Initech

YouTube - Office Space call me mike

Ghostrider · 07-01-2008, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer

I do listen to a lot of crap but I cannot stoop as low as Bolton lol.

I can honestly say I can't think of one Bolton song that I remember listening to, maybe my s--t filter is perfectly tuned to keep mind-numbing rubbish like this from reaching my brain. Thank God!!

WaspStar · 07-02-2008, 05:27 AM

Crap or not, I'd still rather listen to Bolton than Wings.

(Actually, I'd prefer to listen to Metal Machine Music over either of those choices).

Urban Hat€monger ? · 07-02-2008, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer

I have to accept my punishment for closing a thread. The other mod's will regale you with the whole hilarious episode!

He's lying

I've never heard anything about this.

07-01-2008, 03:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	The Official Michael Bolton Appreciation Thread. Express your love for the flying rug crooner here. Can I touch you there? Oh yes Mr.Bolton: __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

07-01-2008, 03:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	I have to accept my punishment for closing a thread. The other mod's will regale you with the whole hilarious episode! __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

07-01-2008, 03:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
Rainard Jalen Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,221	Jack! You're ripping me off now, eh?! How dare you! Bolton's a chump, but this video makes me laugh every time:

07-01-2008, 04:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
Rainard Jalen Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,221	Perhaps the title could be altered to "The Michael Bolton Depreciation Thread".

07-01-2008, 06:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
Son of JayJamJah Occams Razor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: End of the Earth Posts: 2,472	"Why should I change my name he's the one who Sucks" Michael Bolton, Initech YouTube - Office Space call me mike

07-02-2008, 05:27 AM	#9 (permalink)
WaspStar Back to mono Join Date: May 2008 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 509	Crap or not, I'd still rather listen to Bolton than Wings. (Actually, I'd prefer to listen to Metal Machine Music over either of those choices).