The Official Michael Bolton Appreciation Thread.
 

Express your love for the flying rug crooner here. Can I touch you there? Oh yes Mr.Bolton:

Jack! You're ripping me off now, eh?! How dare you!

Bolton's a chump, but this video makes me laugh every time:

I have to accept my punishment for closing a thread. The other mod's will regale you with the whole hilarious episode!

Perhaps the title could be altered to "The Michael Bolton Depreciation Thread".

hahah good idea. honestly I didn't understand it was a joke for a sec and got concerned

I do listen to a lot of crap but I cannot stoop as low as Bolton lol.

"Why should I change my name he's the one who Sucks"

Michael Bolton, Initech

YouTube - Office Space call me mike

I can honestly say I can't think of one Bolton song that I remember listening to, maybe my s--t filter is perfectly tuned to keep mind-numbing rubbish like this from reaching my brain. Thank God!! :laughing:

Crap or not, I'd still rather listen to Bolton than Wings.

(Actually, I'd prefer to listen to Metal Machine Music over either of those choices).

He's lying

I've never heard anything about this.

^ Seconded.
He did make a thread in Mods asking if he could make this thread, but without exception we berated him verbally for even considering such a monstrosity.

This was his defiant reply;

His excessive drinking is becoming a grave concern. :crazy:

He is the man definitely:

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/9...loveyouup9.jpg

I don't like Bolton, I think his songs are irritating and have made a habit of never listening to him at all, but hell, I'm not gonna be the one to deny that this is a man in possession of some serious damn talent.

check out his earlier heavy metal material - some incredible riffage and a stark contrast to the experimental pop he would eventually conjure up in his later days.