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right-track 12-29-2007 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by synapse (Post 426179)

1.) He made it feasible for idiotic savant layabouts to imagine that they are members of the algonquin round table.

2.) 'I don't eat meat because "Meat is Murder" had an impact on my life.'

3.) Cacophonous can barely describe what I'm subjected to when I hear his voice, I'd much rather knock one off into a amniotic sac of a primordial dwarf and afterwards swallow the entire thing whole.

4.) 'Morrissey's lyrics put everyday hardships and real life concerns to shame' Pfft sure, read the uylesses and then try and moan about a broken mirror or a burnt loaf fresh from the bakers 2 hours ago.

5.) I find him bland and repetitive.

6.) Closet BNP leader.

Do you subscribe to the NME?

pheurton 12-29-2007 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track (Post 426182)
And yet you like one song from a band he was in.
Your embarrassment must be unbearable.

And that's why it's a guilty pleasure.

pheurton 12-29-2007 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track (Post 426185)
Do you subscribe to the NME?

No I read pitchfork daily.

right-track 12-29-2007 06:00 PM

Well, your not the first to dislike the guy, but there's no denying he's a talented man...

pheurton 12-29-2007 06:06 PM

I never denied that, though he generally bores me to death and I do realise I'm objectively the minority.

sleepy jack 12-29-2007 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by synapse (Post 426179)
Fine fine I shall elaborate even though he doesn't deserve my time:

1.) He made it feasible for idiotic savant layabouts to imagine that they are members of the algonquin round table.

I wasn't aware the algonquins had a round table. Like, did they substitute furniture with tree stumps and suited armour with wolf pelts?

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2.) 'I don't eat meat because "Meat is Murder" had an impact on my life.'
Fan statements are hardly something you can hold against the artist.

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3.) Cacophonous can barely describe what I'm subjected to when I hear his voice, I'd much rather knock one off into a amniotic sac of a primordial dwarf and afterwards swallow the entire thing whole.
You could just say "I don't like his voice."

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4.) 'Morrissey's lyrics put everyday hardships and real life concerns to shame' Pfft sure, read the uylesses and then try and moan about a broken mirror or a burnt loaf fresh from the bakers 2 hours ago.
Another fan statement obviously, as said before it's hardly something you can hold against him especially when the fan obviously doesn't understand what most of Morrissey's music is about. They probably take songs like Heaven Knows I'm Miserable now as moping, not something that should be taken seriously.

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5.) I find him bland and repetitive.
He has some rock albums, a glam album, a pop album that's not really repetitive, barring the last few albums he always tried to do something new and succeeded in that. Just look at his debut, you have a joni mitchell inspired ballad, a violin track, some smiths tracks, some tracks that are just plain morrissey etc. That's not really a fair statement.

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6.) Closet BNP leader.
Let's hear it for pulling the old Morrissey is a racist card!

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Originally Posted by synapse (Post 426189)
No I read pitchfork daily.

That's not something to brag about.

jackhammer 12-29-2007 06:17 PM

I do realise I'm objectively the minority----------

and? This is a moronic statement. Objectively means outsiders judging your behaviour without bias. Unfortunately (for you) this is a music forum and not an exercise on etiquette. Evey post is biased and you come across as an ass tonight. Excersising an agressive persona in a highly opinionated world is tantamount to suicide if you don't know your ****; and you clearly know nothing.

certain facets of peoples personas you may have been able to grab onto but you are still a feckin idiot who seems to revel in the joy of upsetting people and their happiness.

Stop being an arse. I'm afraid u won't win.

pheurton 12-29-2007 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Crowquill (Post 426200)
I wasn't aware the algonquins had a round table. Like, did they substitute furniture with tree stumps and suited armour with wolf pelts?

As long as they didn't follow suit and all sport pompadours who cares.

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Fan statements are hardly something you can hold against the artist.
You'll find I can, fair or not. Even though certain messages might have not been pre-empted, he was still the protagonist.


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You could just say "I don't like his voice."
'I wasn't aware the algonquins had a round table. Like, did they substitute furniture with tree stumps and suited armour with wolf pelts?'
You could've just called me a belligerent prick.




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Let's hear it for pulling the old Morrissey is a racist card!
I was asked to elaborate why segregate my opinions from the original task at hand....



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That's not something to brag about.
You shouldn't scarcely look at the mere surface of that comment, I could easily be anti pitchfork.


Looks like there's a few morrissey fans, oh **** I forgot to capitalise his name sorry ethan.

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Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 426205)
I do realise I'm objectively the minority----------

and?

I couldn't care less.

jackhammer 12-29-2007 06:33 PM

So why post if u couldnt care less?

jackhammer 12-29-2007 06:34 PM

Are u lonely and unloved? desperate to prove your intelligence in a world that does not give a ****? Or use that intelligence to it's full adavantage?


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