Milk is overrated dude, can't you see, it gets this HUGE sponsorship from some rich labels and all of a sudden everyone's raving about it.

And I won't even talk about cheese, it's just awful, there's no merit to it, they say it's varied but it all smells the same to me.

Just drink your ****ing milk, it was the original ****. I'm so tired of these ice-cream hipsters going "oh milk is overrated" **** you man, its where it all started. Respect your roots, you scenester homo.

I can't support the sponsership deals. I was into milk before that shit happened though.

I'll concede that cheese smells like crap, but if we're talkin' taste, it's unrivalled.

Nah dude, chocolate and ice cream is where it's at, it's new, it's fresh and it's truly innovative, none of that BORING old ****.

That boring old **** laid the foundations for your precious chocolate **** and you don't have to get milk from sponsors. I drink it right from the utter.

Well, if you want to stagnate in your old boring milk so be it, at least I'm KEEPING UP WITH THE TIMES. Sure there's a lot of new stuff that is awful but my chocolate is my life and that's the ****ing end of it. Have fun with your old boring milk and old smelly overrated cheese.

May as well already call yourself geriatric.

You guys are crazy, I eat them all! It's important to have a balanced diet of milk, cheese, chocolate and ice cream.

I will never understand how people can honestly eat something as disguisting as cheese, and then enjoy it.

Even though that food analogy was flawed, I enjoyed reading it, it did manage to get it's points across

^ Cheese is great, n00b

Aye Lizzie's got 33 more posts than you small fry...