Favorite Song Titles
 

Sort of inspired by JayJamJahs thread, what band has your favorite song titles?


Mine is of Montreal:
There Is Nothing Wrong With Hating Rock Critics

Let's Do Everything For The First Time Forever

Upon Settling On The Frozen Island, Lecithin Presents Claude And Coquelicot With His Animal Creations For Them To Approve Or Reject

Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes A Sarcastic Remark, Cuts The Head Off A Duck, Places It Where The Tub Was And Begins To Growl

Advice From A Divorced Gentleman To His Bachelor Friend Considering Marriage

go!

Here's 3 for starters:

Where I end and you begin - Radiohead (I just like it)

Necropaedophile - Cannibal Corpse (I've always thought this was the most absurd song name ever)

Baby let me bang your box - Daddy Cool (It's actually about a piano)

Anal Cunt is great too

Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot
Beating Up Hippies For Their Drugs At A Phish Concert
Connor Clapton Committed Suicide Because His Father Sucks
Domestic Violence Is Really Really Funny
Ha Ha Halocaust
I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
I Gave NAMBLA Pictures Of Your Kid
I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
Your Kid Commited Suicide Because You Suck

May The Living Be Dead(In Our Wake) by Flogging Molly
The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage by Panic! At The Disco
Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Take Her Clothes Off by Panic! At The Disco as well...
Talking Shit About a Pretty Sunset by Modest Mouse
Of All The Things You've Done Wrong by Neverending White Lights
For The World To Dictate Our Death by Dimmu Borgir
Anything Jesus Does, I Can Do Better by The Locust
Last Gay Song I'll Ever Write by MSI

Panic! At the Disco steals their titles from palahniuk...

Still good titles

Nofx song names

Insulted By The Germans......Again

The Irrationality Of Rationality
100 Times The ****eder
We Threw Gasonline Into The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows
She's Nubs
Hobophobic (scared of bumbs)
Philty Phil Philanthropist
Freedom Like A Shopping Cart
Take Two Placebos And Call Me Lame
Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
Stranger Than Fishin'
Theme From A NOfx Album
Life O'Reilly
You Drink, You Drive, You Spill

Still, crappy band.

"Mrs. Brown You Have An Ugly Daughter" - The Queers

I laughed like hell when I heard it

How about 'Only Losers Take The Bus' by Fatima Mansions, from the early 90's, great song as well.

Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict-Roger Waters solo section from Pink Floyd's Ummagumma.

Now He's A Poof-The Macc Lads
Pour Some Urine On Me-Dog Fashion Disco

There Is A Light That Never Goes Out by Moz
The Truth Of The Matter Is I Am Satan; And This Is Devil Music by Love Like Electrocution
With Horses In Her Eyes She Spat Like A Wildcat by Love Like Electrocution
What Sound Does A Mastodon Make? by The Fall Of Troy
The Last March Of The Ents by The Fall Of Troy


and alot more.

'Head Down Low Mindless Boogie, Bang You're Head On A Wall' by a 70's punk band called (I think) Illustrious Paranoia, if my memory serves me well.

Broken Social Scene:

Handjobs For The Holidays
Late Nineties Bedroom Rock For The Missionaries
I'm Still Your ***

We better learn to hotwire a uterous - The Fall of Troy
Cut down all the trees and name streets after them - The Fall of Troy (They saw it on a bumper sticker)
Teracracktyl vs. the Utah Jazz - The Sound of Silence
Oh my fucking god - strapping young lad
Wu-Tang Clain Aint Nuthing Ta **** Wit - Wu Tang
Sex Raptor - HORSE the band
Two cripples dancing - Hot Cross
Better a corpse than a nun - Hot Cross
A Man. A Plan. A Canal. Panama. - The Fall of Troy (Read it backwards)
FCPSITSGEPGEPGEP - The Fall of Troy
It's Complicated Being A Wizard - Portugal. The Man
Telling Tellers Tell Me - Portugal. The Man

Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance-Frank Zappa

Thats a smiths song...

Still creative titles

And I re-quote "Panic! At the Disco steals their titles from palahniuk..."

Not creative at all.

i write sins not tragidies

I've thought a lot about this one, relatively speaking I mean, here's the best I can come up with:

D'Yer Maker - Led Zeppelin (How many of you actually know how to pronounce that?)
A Certain Shade of Green - Incubus (Not sure why, but I loved the song before I heard it based on the title)
In Memory of Elizabeth Reed - The Allman Brothers Band (Nice ring, don't you think)
Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen (Perhaps this tells less about my taste in song titles...)
While my Guitar gently Weeps - The Beatles featuring Eric Clapton (Cool (Kewl) (n) That Song Title.)
No Diggity - Blackstreet (I'm not fond of the song, but somehow I adopted the phrase as a sort of "no problem" synonym)
Da Rockwilder - Method Man and Red Man (What does that even mean?)
Sometimes Jacks Rule the Realm - 311 (Maybe the song just fits the title)

A Friend With Weed - Butthole Surfers
A Man's Life Flashes Before His Eyes as He and His Wife Drive off a Cliff - Of Montreal
Rough G@y at the Office - Arab on Radar
Don't Call me a F@ggot unless you're my friend - Limp Wrist
I Can't Be Friends With You Because You Like Epitaph - Charles Bronson

--D'Yer Maker - Led Zeppelin (How many of you actually know how to pronounce that?)--

Jamacia- due to it's awful cod reggae sound, no doubt!

I don't think I know too many extremely long titles, but I for sure know of a few that always bring a smile to my face.

+"They Provide the Paint for the Picture Perfect Masterpiece That You Will Paint On the Insides of Your Eyelids" - Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution
+"Kids Who Mosh Like *******s Must Make for Selfish Lovers" - R.A.M.B.O.
+"Punx and Skinz: Lets Unite Them, Put Them On a Boat, Send Them Off To Sea, and Sink Those ****ers!" - Crucial Unit
+"Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness. Too Bad We're All Atheists." - Crucial Unit
+"Baby I Dont Wanna Makeout, I Just Want to Circle Pit" - Crucial Unit
+"The Thrashin' of the Christ" - Municipal Waste

Jackhammer: i.e. one of my favorite posters~
 

One of the perks of being old I suppose; Accumulation of useless knowledge.

By the by is anyone here over 30 living in or from the UK?

What gives?

For the record I enjoy the song and we cover it half of the time we play.

TOOL- Hooker with a penis
Primus- Wynona's big brown beaver

I cant think now...POOP :confused:

Yeah i'm 35 in U.K. What's the skinny?

Sorry I meant is anyone here over 30 not from or living in the UK

^^^

No worries!

you have got to be ****ing kidding me have you beeen paying attention to what people have been saying at all?

my troll senses are tingling.

I'm Waving My **** In The Wind by Ween.

uhhh yeah i have a LOT

Beware The Jubjub Bird And Shun The Frumious Bandersnatch by Forgive Durden
...But Home is Nowhere by AFI
Rumors of My Demise Have Been Greatly Exaggerated by Rise Against
A Flavor House Atlantic by Coheed & Cambria
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by Crash Test Dummies
Crazy Amanda Bunkface by Sum 41
Devil in a Midnight Mass by Billy Talent
I'm Like a Lawyer With the Ways I'm Always Trying to Get You Off by Fall Out Boy
Download This Song by MC Lars
Fuck It by Eamon
The Science of Selling Yourself Short by Less Than Jake
Over the Head, Below the Knees by New Found Glory
For a Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic by Paramore
Gang Fights With Irish Accents by Madison
Good to Know That if I Ever Needed Attention All I Have to do is Die by Brand New
Her Middle Name Was Boom by Glassjaw
I'll Play Dumb, You Play Deaf by Paint By Numbers
Life's Just Too Short Little Ndugu by Moneen
Live at the Apocalypse Cabaret by Blood Brothers
Listening to Freddie Mercury by Emery
I'm Gay by Bowling For Soup
Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off by Panic! At the Disco
Me vs Morrissey in the Pretensious Contest by A Wilhelm Scream
OK I Believe You But My Tommy Gun Don't by Brand New
Our Lawyers Made Us Change the Title of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued by Fall Out Boy
Pictures Last Longer Unless They Catch on Fire by Paint By Numbers
Skeptics & True Believers by The Academy Is...
It's Dangerous Business Walking Out Your Front Door by Underoath
Some Will Seek Forgiveness, Others Escape by Underoath
Bullet With Butterfly Wings by Smashing Pumpkins
The Alamo is No Place for Dancing by The Scene Aesthetic
Those Days You Felt Alive by Spitalfield
Unn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss by Bloodhound Gang
When She Moves She Moves Mountains by Hand Me Down Buick
You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison by My Chemical Romance
All You Can Ever Learn is What You Already Know by The Ataris

OH SHI-

Pretty much any title from The Great Redneck Hope:

Let’s Fall In Love Over AIM So We Can Fuck When We Meet At Cornerstone.
Call Me Old-fashioned, But I Think Trains Are Kick-ass.
It Sure Does Get Lonely Out Here In The Boondocks. Thank God For Cock.
Are You There, God? Please Help Me Stop Masturbating.
You're Fired, You're Fired, You're Fired. Goddamn It, I'm Spike Lee.
Oh My God. Omigod. Oohhh My God. I Thought Nailguns Had A Safety.
My Other Car Is A Centaur.

It makes me wish I could actually understand what the singer is screaming, because their lyrics are probably just as good :(

Of course I have a lot more, but I might post those later.

PEACHCAKE FTW!!!!!!!!!!!

Did I Just Do That, or Was That Jim Carrey?
Are We Accidently at a Party?
Stop Acting Like You Know More About the Internet Cafe Than Me
Souls Have No Drum Machine

PFUNKT

Confidance

(such a skillful misspelling)