Favorite Song Titles
 

Sort of inspired by JayJamJahs thread, what band has your favorite song titles?


Mine is of Montreal:
There Is Nothing Wrong With Hating Rock Critics

Let's Do Everything For The First Time Forever

Upon Settling On The Frozen Island, Lecithin Presents Claude And Coquelicot With His Animal Creations For Them To Approve Or Reject

Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes A Sarcastic Remark, Cuts The Head Off A Duck, Places It Where The Tub Was And Begins To Growl

Advice From A Divorced Gentleman To His Bachelor Friend Considering Marriage

go!

Here's 3 for starters:

Where I end and you begin - Radiohead (I just like it)

Necropaedophile - Cannibal Corpse (I've always thought this was the most absurd song name ever)

Baby let me bang your box - Daddy Cool (It's actually about a piano)

Anal Cunt is great too

Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot
Beating Up Hippies For Their Drugs At A Phish Concert
Connor Clapton Committed Suicide Because His Father Sucks
Domestic Violence Is Really Really Funny
Ha Ha Halocaust
I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
I Gave NAMBLA Pictures Of Your Kid
I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
Your Kid Commited Suicide Because You Suck

May The Living Be Dead(In Our Wake) by Flogging Molly
The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage by Panic! At The Disco
Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Take Her Clothes Off by Panic! At The Disco as well...
Talking Shit About a Pretty Sunset by Modest Mouse
Of All The Things You've Done Wrong by Neverending White Lights
For The World To Dictate Our Death by Dimmu Borgir
Anything Jesus Does, I Can Do Better by The Locust
Last Gay Song I'll Ever Write by MSI

Panic! At the Disco steals their titles from palahniuk...

Still good titles

Nofx song names

Insulted By The Germans......Again

The Irrationality Of Rationality
100 Times The ****eder
We Threw Gasonline Into The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows
She's Nubs
Hobophobic (scared of bumbs)
Philty Phil Philanthropist
Freedom Like A Shopping Cart
Take Two Placebos And Call Me Lame
Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
Stranger Than Fishin'
Theme From A NOfx Album
Life O'Reilly
You Drink, You Drive, You Spill

Still, crappy band.

"Mrs. Brown You Have An Ugly Daughter" - The Queers

I laughed like hell when I heard it

How about 'Only Losers Take The Bus' by Fatima Mansions, from the early 90's, great song as well.