Thats my point, you didn't even critique the f*cking album. You just threw around your average insults and vague/incorrect generalisations about Zep.

The sound of Modest Mouse is essentially this. Take one formula, one format for a really really really really really really REALLY annoying song, and make it EVERY song.

All Modest Mouse songs have the same exact format. A military style drum beat, a two note bassline, a one/two chord guitar riff with an annoying Nursery rhyme melody and a tone like a cell phone, a mellotron that sounds like a beaten up Accordion made from junk and played by a 2 year old with cerebral palsy and of course the vocals, which can best be described as a Captain Beefheart robot that can sing only one note, and sings in the exact same key in every song, following the rhythm yet still sounding disgustingly off key and off time. And the robot always malfunctions, has a lisp, and comes off sounding like Daffy Duck doing a very poor Moose impersonation.

Add in some half assed, pretentious semi-nihilistic bullsh*t lyrics and ta da. Modest Mouse.

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Weren't you just getting on me about not knowing anything about the band and that was the problem? Now its I didn't critique every individual track? I'm sorry but critiquing every track is kind of a boring review especially when I have similar thoughts on them all which usually involves plant sounding fucking annoying or the music being your typical classic cock rock anthem or just some annoying acoustic driven song like Going to California.

You didn't even critique the f*cking band. You just threw around your average insults and vague/incorrect generalisations about MM.

At least Plant can goddamn f*cking sing. As opposed to Mr. Issac sounds like a Moose taking it in the ass with a mouthfull of crackers Brock.

See? You can't even do a f*cking rebuttal either. You take a post and change a word like you always do. Very clever.

Retard.

Plant can sing? That annoying wailing is considered singing?

I don't see the point, you're wrong. In order to judge what every MM song sounds like you'd have to have heard every one and you've only heard M&A and Good News. Sad Sappy Sucker alone would prove you're wrong.

BLAH HOOCHY COOO LALALALALALAA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PFFFFFFFFFFFFT CHUNKA HUNKA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SNAGGLEPUSS.

Look, I can sing like Brock. Worship me.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAWHOLE LOT OF LOVE LORD OF THE RINGS, I WORSHIP SATAN IN MY BASEMENT, FUCK SHARKS AND LITTLE GIRLS LOL IM PLANT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

But they sound exactly the same. Only Good News takes the format to new annoying extremes. LCW isn't any better I'm sure, and I have heard some songs from it that are pretty horrible. Teeth Like Gods Shoeshine for one of the worst songs of the 90s.

At least Plant isn't a rapist.