Kevorkian Logic

After being traumatized with in an inch of my life today, I decided to call one of my friends who I knew would cheer me up. I was very mistaken, she then told me that her dad (who had been divorced from her mom for a while) came out as *** two days ago.

I was dumbfounded, and having no clue how to respond, just was like 'wow' and 'oh,' for a good 5 minutes. The weird thing was my mind kept thinking of songs that could express my feelings about how her dad was ***, better than my bumbling form of English could.

So I'm going to make up a cd and send it to her.

Here's what I have come up with: (suggestions, comments concerns?)

1. The Weather Girls- It's Raining Men
2. Nirvana- Come As You Are
3. The Bloodhound Gang- I Wish I was Queer
4. Pet Shop Boys- It's a Sin
5. Cyndi Lauper- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
6. Peter Gabriel- Shock the Monkey
7. The White Stripes- Hardest Button to Button
8. Avenue Q- If you Were ***
9. Right Said Fred- I'm too Sexy


I want to get the list up to 17 so any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

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