Lets All Laugh At The Q Awards (dancing, dance, rock)

Urban Hat€monger ? · 10-31-2006, 04:21 PM

Award ceremonies are always good for a laugh, Here`s the results from the latest celebrity backslapping party/piss up.

BEST NEW ACT
Voted for by the readers of Q
Nominees:
1. Lily Allen
2. Corinne Bailey Rae
3. The Kooks
4. Arctic Monkeys
5. Orson
Presented by Edith Bowman and Danny McNamara
Winner: Corinne Bailey Rae

Who?

BEST TRACK
Sponsored by Napster
Voted for by the readers of Q
Nominees:
1. Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol
2. Crazy by Gnarls Barkley
3. I Don't Feel Like Dancing by Scissor Sisters
4. Never Be Lonely by The Feeling
5. I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor by Arctic Monkeys
Presented by Larry Mullen
Winner: Crazy by Gnarls Barkley

Would have given this to the Arctic Monkeys , only just though

BEST VIDEO
Voted for by the viewers of QTV
Nominees:
1. When You Were Young by The Killers
2. I Don't Feel Like Dancing by Scissor Sisters
3. Empire by Kasabian
4. Smiley Faces by Gnarls Barkley
5. Why Won't You Give Me Your Love? by The Zutons
Winner: The Killers
Accepted by Tim Burton

Can`t say too much about this , I`ve only seen the Kasabian one.

THE Q INSPIRATION AWARD
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by Girls Aloud
Winner: A-ha

A-HA ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? !WTF ?????? Is it 1983 again?, Hope they asked for a Girls Aloud sandwich as a part of the prize. I would have.

THE Q OUTSTANDING CONTRIBUTION TO MUSIC AWARD
Sponsored by Sony Ericsson
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by Jay Kay
Winner: Smokey Robinson

Don`t have a problem with this , would like to have seen him deck Jay Kay though

THE Q GROUNDBREAKER AWARD
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by Russell Brand
Winner: Primal Scream

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Now as you know i`m a HUGE Primal Scream groupie , but but groundbreaking award? ,c'mon isn`t it a bit idiotic to give this to them after just releasing their most trad rock album in over a decade.
Now I know why I wouldn`t use your magazine to wipe my arse with.

THE Q ICON AWARD
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by James Dean Bradfield
Winner: Jeff Lynne

ELO & perms are icons now? WTF?

THE Q IDOL AWARD
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by Jonathan Ross
Winner: Take That

I`d say Jonathan Ross would be a better winner of this just for his Heather Mills gag

THE Q OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE AWARD
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by Danny Rampling
Winner: Faithless

Faithless????? You mean they`ve done something since 1996?????

THE Q CLASSIC SONGWRITER AWARD
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by Paul Weller
Winner: Noel Gallagher

I`ve no problem with Noel , but this should have been the other way around.But then knowing Q magazine they`ve probably given this to Weller every year for the past 15 years.

THE Q LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by Moby
Winner: Peter Gabriel

'And to present you with your award for dressing like a twat in the 70s here`s a boring vegan slaphead to present you with a peice of tat.'

THE Q MERIT AWARD
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by John Cale andJohnny Borell
Winner: Manic Street Preachers

John Cale & Johnny Borell? Wow that was random, who`s presenting the next one? Esther Randsen & Iggy Pop? . It`s sad when the decline in the Manics was so bad that they went from being one of my favourite bands to the point where I couldn`t even tell you the name of their last album . let alone any of the songs off it.

THE Q INNOVATION IN SOUND AWARD
Sponsored by Creative Zen
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by Jonathan Ross
Winner: The Edge

The twat in the hat emerges from Bono`s shadow and tells the world how Brian Eno taught him everything he knows.

THE Q CLASSIC SONG AWARD
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by Jamelia
Winner: Culture Club for Karma Chameleon

It IS 1983 , Jesus wept. Of all the great songs they could have chosen & they go with Karmaf*ckingChameleon

BEST LIVE ACT
Sponsored by Marshall Amplification
Chosen by the readers of Q
Nominees:
1. Oasis
2. Razorlight
3. Muse
4. Red Hot Chili Peppers
5. Arctic Monkeys
Presented by Emily Eavis
Winner: Muse

Didn`t Radiohead tour this year? hmmmmm

BEST ALBUM
Sponsored by Play.com
Nominees:
1. Black Holes And Revelations by Muse
2. Empire by Kasabian
3. Under The Iron Sea by Keane
4. Razorlight by Razorlight
5. Whatever People Say I Am That's What I'm Not by Arctic Monkeys
6. Eyes Open by Snow Patrol
Presented by Sugababes
Winner: Arctic Monkeys

I'd go with this based on the worthless tat otherwise on offer.

THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD
Most votes polled this year
Presented by Jonathan Ross
Winner: Arctic Monkeys

Or the 'make the plebs vote for the band we feature the most in our magazine' award

BEST ACT IN THE WORLD TODAY
Sponsored by O2
Nominees:
1. Muse
2. Coldplay
3. Oasis
4. U2
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Chosen by the readers of Q magazine
Presented by Ricky Tomlinson
Winner: Oasis

This is an absolute joke of course but I love it that Oasis won in a field of multi million selling mediocrity

THE Q LEGEND AWARD
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by Matt Bellamy from Muse
Winner: The Who

No complaints here , I could make a gag about Matt Bellamy but I really can`t be assed.

THE Q AWARD OF AWARDS
Chosen by Q magazine
Presented by Paul Rees, editor of Q
Winner: U2

Make your own jokes here

MusicIsMyGirlfriend · 10-31-2006, 04:35 PM

ARG!??!? I was so disappointed by those awards. Not that I thought they would be great or anything but wtf??

_Spinning_ · 10-31-2006, 04:38 PM

Wow.

I don't know what the hell Q Magazine is, but I am now officially Boycotting it.

swim · 10-31-2006, 04:40 PM

The media is always wrong about music.

Merkaba · 10-31-2006, 05:04 PM

What the fuck is that last award.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 10-31-2006, 05:16 PM

I think it`s compulasary that U2 win something in every single award ceremony

Mr Sensitive · 10-31-2006, 05:37 PM

Q mention Bono a dozen times each issue, no joke.

TheBig3 · 10-31-2006, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

I think it`s compulasary that U2 win something in every single award ceremony

Lol, I don't even hate U2 but its easy to see why. Merkaba, great question man.

tdoc210 · 10-31-2006, 06:58 PM

ugh this magazine would give your ass a rash urabn

The Dave · 11-01-2006, 10:01 AM

Is Q like a British magazine or something? I've never heard of it but will steer clear of it.

10-31-2006, 04:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Lets All Laugh At The Q Awards Award ceremonies are always good for a laugh, Here`s the results from the latest celebrity backslapping party/piss up. BEST NEW ACT Voted for by the readers of Q Nominees: 1. Lily Allen 2. Corinne Bailey Rae 3. The Kooks 4. Arctic Monkeys 5. Orson Presented by Edith Bowman and Danny McNamara Winner: Corinne Bailey Rae Who? BEST TRACK Sponsored by Napster Voted for by the readers of Q Nominees: 1. Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol 2. Crazy by Gnarls Barkley 3. I Don't Feel Like Dancing by Scissor Sisters 4. Never Be Lonely by The Feeling 5. I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor by Arctic Monkeys Presented by Larry Mullen Winner: Crazy by Gnarls Barkley Would have given this to the Arctic Monkeys , only just though BEST VIDEO Voted for by the viewers of QTV Nominees: 1. When You Were Young by The Killers 2. I Don't Feel Like Dancing by Scissor Sisters 3. Empire by Kasabian 4. Smiley Faces by Gnarls Barkley 5. Why Won't You Give Me Your Love? by The Zutons Winner: The Killers Accepted by Tim Burton Can`t say too much about this , I`ve only seen the Kasabian one. THE Q INSPIRATION AWARD Chosen by Q magazine Presented by Girls Aloud Winner: A-ha A-HA ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? !WTF ?????? Is it 1983 again?, Hope they asked for a Girls Aloud sandwich as a part of the prize. I would have. THE Q OUTSTANDING CONTRIBUTION TO MUSIC AWARD Sponsored by Sony Ericsson Chosen by Q magazine Presented by Jay Kay Winner: Smokey Robinson Don`t have a problem with this , would like to have seen him deck Jay Kay though THE Q GROUNDBREAKER AWARD Chosen by Q magazine Presented by Russell Brand Winner: Primal Scream HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Now as you know i`m a HUGE Primal Scream groupie , but but groundbreaking award? ,c'mon isn`t it a bit idiotic to give this to them after just releasing their most trad rock album in over a decade. Now I know why I wouldn`t use your magazine to wipe my arse with. THE Q ICON AWARD Chosen by Q magazine Presented by James Dean Bradfield Winner: Jeff Lynne ELO & perms are icons now? WTF? THE Q IDOL AWARD Chosen by Q magazine Presented by Jonathan Ross Winner: Take That I`d say Jonathan Ross would be a better winner of this just for his Heather Mills gag THE Q OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE AWARD Chosen by Q magazine Presented by Danny Rampling Winner: Faithless Faithless????? You mean they`ve done something since 1996????? THE Q CLASSIC SONGWRITER AWARD Chosen by Q magazine Presented by Paul Weller Winner: Noel Gallagher I`ve no problem with Noel , but this should have been the other way around.But then knowing Q magazine they`ve probably given this to Weller every year for the past 15 years. THE Q LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD Chosen by Q magazine Presented by Moby Winner: Peter Gabriel 'And to present you with your award for dressing like a twat in the 70s here`s a boring vegan slaphead to present you with a peice of tat.' THE Q MERIT AWARD Chosen by Q magazine Presented by John Cale andJohnny Borell Winner: Manic Street Preachers John Cale & Johnny Borell? Wow that was random, who`s presenting the next one? Esther Randsen & Iggy Pop? . It`s sad when the decline in the Manics was so bad that they went from being one of my favourite bands to the point where I couldn`t even tell you the name of their last album . let alone any of the songs off it. THE Q INNOVATION IN SOUND AWARD Sponsored by Creative Zen Chosen by Q magazine Presented by Jonathan Ross Winner: The Edge The twat in the hat emerges from Bono`s shadow and tells the world how Brian Eno taught him everything he knows. THE Q CLASSIC SONG AWARD Chosen by Q magazine Presented by Jamelia Winner: Culture Club for Karma Chameleon *It IS 1983 , Jesus wept. Of all the great songs they could have chosen & they go with KarmafckingChameleon BEST LIVE ACT Sponsored by Marshall Amplification Chosen by the readers of Q Nominees: 1. Oasis 2. Razorlight 3. Muse 4. Red Hot Chili Peppers 5. Arctic Monkeys Presented by Emily Eavis Winner: Muse Didn`t Radiohead tour this year? hmmmmm BEST ALBUM Sponsored by Play.com Nominees: 1. Black Holes And Revelations by Muse 2. Empire by Kasabian 3. Under The Iron Sea by Keane 4. Razorlight by Razorlight 5. Whatever People Say I Am That's What I'm Not by Arctic Monkeys 6. Eyes Open by Snow Patrol Presented by Sugababes Winner: Arctic Monkeys I'd go with this based on the worthless tat otherwise on offer. THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD Most votes polled this year Presented by Jonathan Ross Winner: Arctic Monkeys Or the 'make the plebs vote for the band we feature the most in our magazine' award BEST ACT IN THE WORLD TODAY Sponsored by O2 Nominees: 1. Muse 2. Coldplay 3. Oasis 4. U2 Red Hot Chili Peppers Chosen by the readers of Q magazine Presented by Ricky Tomlinson Winner: Oasis This is an absolute joke of course but I love it that Oasis won in a field of multi million selling mediocrity THE Q LEGEND AWARD Chosen by Q magazine Presented by Matt Bellamy from Muse Winner: The Who No complaints here , I could make a gag about Matt Bellamy but I really can`t be assed. THE Q AWARD OF AWARDS Chosen by Q magazine Presented by Paul Rees, editor of Q Winner: U2 Make your own jokes here __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.**

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swim dontcareaboutyou Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: North Carolina Posts: 5,188	The media is always wrong about music. __________________ http://nakednaps.bandcamp.com/

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Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,885	What the fuck is that last award. __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

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Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I think it`s compulasary that U2 win something in every single award ceremony __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

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Mr Sensitive Hyperkinetic Rabbitything Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the Noodle Mines Posts: 811	Q mention Bono a dozen times each issue, no joke. __________________

10-31-2006, 04:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
MusicIsMyGirlfriend Groupie Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 3	ARG!??!? I was so disappointed by those awards. Not that I thought they would be great or anything but wtf??

10-31-2006, 04:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
_Spinning_ Inexplicably Back Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 830	Wow. I don't know what the hell Q Magazine is, but I am now officially Boycotting it.

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tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	ugh this magazine would give your ass a rash urabn __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

11-01-2006, 10:01 AM	#10 (permalink)
The Dave Me and The Major Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,830	Is Q like a British magazine or something? I've never heard of it but will steer clear of it.