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Old 07-12-2018, 09:35 PM   #15281 (permalink)
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What the heck happened to elphenor already?
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He posted a naked selfie

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Old 07-12-2018, 09:45 PM   #15282 (permalink)
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Yeah he didn't make the cut. He's a fag too.
Wow, he really endeared himself to you too.

Realistic talk:

Is it a "perma-ban" or temporary ban?
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Old 07-12-2018, 10:05 PM   #15283 (permalink)
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Real talk:

He posted a naked selfie

Big dick
How big were his nipples though?
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Old 07-12-2018, 10:11 PM   #15284 (permalink)
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Yeah, I mean, was he at least hot?
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Old 07-12-2018, 11:32 PM   #15285 (permalink)
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He has quite the bassoon, if you catch my drift.
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Old 07-13-2018, 06:23 AM   #15286 (permalink)
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Wow, he really endeared himself to you too.

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Is it a "perma-ban" or temporary ban?
Temp. They gave him five days.
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Old 07-13-2018, 05:05 PM   #15287 (permalink)
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He has quite the bassoon, if you catch my drift.
So you mean to say he has twice the....
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Old 07-13-2018, 06:09 PM   #15288 (permalink)
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some more modern metal bands that are completely fresh and original

Anata - Proving you don't have to reinvent a genre to reinvent a genre. What Anata does is very distinct and personal, if not hard to describe. They entered the world of technical/melodic death metal with a new landscape of musical ideas and progression. Their riffs and melodies almost seem to have written themselves into existence, weaving fluidly out and in like waves at sea. Truly masters of the field.
Taal - This is what metal in opposition would sound like if there ever was any. They take this obscure prog metal world and introduce it to chamber music and stylings from every niche of progressive rock and metal. You hear new things every time you listen to them, in this regard their creativity would seem almost boundless. If you irrationally believe there can't be nuance in metal anymore, listen to Skymind, nuance incarnate.
Thrashing Mossdog - Halfway through the year and we have six small releases from this solo act, in a challenge to make an EP every month. Surely he can't bring anything new to the table with all this music. Nah, **** your gay ass face, his thinking is perpetually forward. The project delivers concentrated bursts of zany death metal from a post metal spectrum. It's like Gorguts combined with Neurosis, compressed into the most exciting bits of either.
Geryon - While in my opinion this band's quirk leads to somewhat of a lack of fullness, there's no denying the originality held therein. Progressive death metal featuring only bass and drums, which opens the door to more experimentation.
Gigan - Again the tech death world is graced with extraterrestrial visitors. Gigan have an alien, psychedelic quality to their music, and the squelching guitar is like none you've heard before.
Emptiness - Death metal is still obvious no matter how far away they reach for influence. Emptiness are adventurous in that their nuance comes from anything but metal, creating a fluid ocean of darkwavy and industrial brutality.
Terra Tenebrosa - Some of the most listenable dissonance out there. It's loud, destructive, with walls of sound to rival China. The atmosphere is chilling and antisocial yet somehow very satisfying to the ears[/b]
Horrendous - Warming death metal with an eclectic palette of ideas. The style is subtly unique and pleasant. More just open minded than progressive.
Zeal and Ardor - Strange metal interwoven with gospel/bluesy spirituals. Very light in the metal sense, and a great example of music that in facts blends genres rather than haphazardly shifting in and out.
Castevet - A style that is unlike anything you might be used to, fusing black metal with various post-genres. Mounds of Ash is a brilliant, emotive, and one hundred percent unique work.
Universe 217 - A lot going on in their work, and we're treated with some kind of aural painting of extreme metal that is at times psychedelic, industrial, or doomy, but always new.
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Old 07-13-2018, 06:11 PM   #15289 (permalink)
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creativity in metal has no plateau or decline, it simply climbs every upward
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Old 07-13-2018, 06:32 PM   #15290 (permalink)
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Giving mediocre female musicians love for being female musicians is identical to saying "she's good...for a chick."
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