this reminds me of a king missle III song, called "jesus was way cool"

ummm jesus allready plays guitar in the form of Dimebag

i still do, but i dot want to hear christian flaunting cause i hate that religion..ermmm i dont care about how some non existent person is going to save us...

ermm hes dead too

OWNAGE.
Thank you Ethan

opps i forgot about that, well then jesus plays in the form of Dave Mustaine

^no, Jesus wouldn't be Mustaine he doesn't suck. Jesus would either be Buckethead (super idenity) or Chet Atkins, cause you can't go wrong with the Chet.

jesus would be slow hand (clapton). no question, i dont know why but that's the closest person i could think of when picturing jesus rockin' out in my head.

I would say Hendrix!! but he's dead, too...

I think Jesus's real name was Jimi, Jimmy, Jimmie,or some other "jim" name.