Eurovision...an apology. (rap, title, quote, song, Ching)

right-track · 03-07-2006, 02:04 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4774670.stm

Fellow Mancunian Daz Sampson becomes U.K.s entry for the Eurovision Song Contest, with of all things, a rap entitled 'Teenage Life.'

As a Mancunian, I can only offer my profound apologies to the world of music.

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 03-07-2006, 02:14 PM

I heard stories before I saw & heard this .
And they were funny enough just by word of mouth.
But, nothing compared. . .
I swear these things get worse every fapping year...
Wouldnt have thought it possible to get worse than last year. . .
*Sigh*

Oh well. Theyre always amusing.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 03-07-2006, 02:15 PM

Wanna apologise for Northside & Candyflip while you`re at it

Levithan · 03-07-2006, 02:19 PM

Hahaha, man that was funny...All the acts were crap

ladyluckrules · 03-07-2006, 02:31 PM

I honestly believe England's entire randy population of men were watching,
the school uniforms just tipped it.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 03-07-2006, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyluckrules

I honestly believe England's entire randy population of men were watching,
the school uniforms just tipped it.

Nahh we were watching Wigan vs Man Utd

adidasss · 03-07-2006, 03:51 PM

ha!...you people are such amateurs...this is how you embaress yourself properly:

Severina ( the girl who won our competition and will be representing us on teh Eurovision song contests ) - Moja Štikla ( my heel )

Jer još trava nije nikla
Tamo gdje je stala moja štikla
Dođi, dođi, hop, hop
Hajde pile moje
Tika taka oko pola tri
Štipnut ćeš me da se ne vidi
Znam ja dobro takve kao ti
Đavoli su tvoji kumovi
Zvrc, zvrc, tražit ćeš moj broj
Kuc, kuc kucaj nekoj drugoj
Sojčice devojčice daj obuci
čarapice
Ojda da, oj da da, oj da da da
Sssss sex
Hop, hop, mrk, mrk
Šic, šic, bježi nekoj drugoj
Cupa, cupa, zumba, zumba
Seno, slama, sir, salama
Cikla nikla, cikla rikla
Afrika paprika
Zlatan prsten tanki brčići....

Translation:

Grass never sprang
Where my heel stood
Come come, hip hop
C’mon my chick
Tick-tock round the clock
You’ll pinch me, no one will see it
I know well those like you
Devils are your godfathers
Ring ring, you’ll seek for my number
Knock-knock … knock to someone else
Sonny girl … c’mon put on the socks
Ow da da, ow da da, ow da da da
Sssss sex
Hip, hop, screw, screw
Shoo, shoo, run to someone else
Skip skip, zoomba zoomba
Hay, straw, cheese, salami
Beetroot sprang, beetroot croaked
Africa pepper
Golden ring, slim moustache

*puts on a paper bag*.....i'm no longer croatian....

right-track · 03-07-2006, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adidasss

ha!...you people are such amateurs...this is how you embaress yourself properly:

Severina ( the girl who won our competition and will be representing us on teh Eurovision song contests ) - Moja Štikla ( my heel )

Translation:

Grass never sprang
Where my heel stood
Come come, hip hop
C’mon my chick
Tick-tock round the clock
You’ll pinch me, no one will see it
I know well those like you
Devils are your godfathers
Ring ring, you’ll seek for my number
Knock-knock … knock to someone else
Sonny girl … c’mon put on the socks
Ow da da, ow da da, ow da da da
Sssss sex
Hip, hop, screw, screw
Shoo, shoo, run to someone else
Skip skip, zoomba zoomba
Hay, straw, cheese, salami
Beetroot sprang, beetroot croaked
Africa pepper
Golden ring, slim moustache

*puts on a paper bag*.....i'm no longer croatian....

A sure fire winner if ever I saw one.

Ow da da, ow da da, ow da da da
That'll clinch it.^

Urban Hat€monger ? · 03-07-2006, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adidasss

Sssss sex

I was slightly dissapointed to see that this was the same in croatian as it is in english because when I read it my reaction was 'now what the f*ck does that translate to?'

Merkaba · 03-07-2006, 03:53 PM

Skip Skip zoomba zoomba

Stand tall adidasss!!!!!

03-07-2006, 02:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
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03-07-2006, 02:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
ArtistInTheAmbulance enchanted. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: cornwailles, angleterre. Posts: 2,537	I heard stories before I saw & heard this . And they were funny enough just by word of mouth. But, nothing compared. . . I swear these things get worse every fapping year... Wouldnt have thought it possible to get worse than last year. . . Sigh Oh well. Theyre always amusing. __________________ shake your wings like theyre laced with sound!

03-07-2006, 02:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Wanna apologise for Northside & Candyflip while you`re at it __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

03-07-2006, 02:31 PM	#5 (permalink)
ladyluckrules D: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: England Posts: 507	I honestly believe England's entire randy population of men were watching, the school uniforms just tipped it. __________________ AHOY SAILOR

03-07-2006, 03:51 PM	#7 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	ha!...you people are such amateurs...this is how you embaress yourself properly: Severina ( the girl who won our competition and will be representing us on teh Eurovision song contests ) - Moja Štikla ( my heel ) Jer još trava nije nikla Tamo gdje je stala moja štikla Dođi, dođi, hop, hop Hajde pile moje Tika taka oko pola tri Štipnut ćeš me da se ne vidi Znam ja dobro takve kao ti Đavoli su tvoji kumovi Zvrc, zvrc, tražit ćeš moj broj Kuc, kuc kucaj nekoj drugoj Sojčice devojčice daj obuci čarapice Ojda da, oj da da, oj da da da Sssss sex Hop, hop, mrk, mrk Šic, šic, bježi nekoj drugoj Cupa, cupa, zumba, zumba Seno, slama, sir, salama Cikla nikla, cikla rikla Afrika paprika Zlatan prsten tanki brčići.... Translation: Grass never sprang Where my heel stood Come come, hip hop C’mon my chick Tick-tock round the clock You’ll pinch me, no one will see it I know well those like you Devils are your godfathers Ring ring, you’ll seek for my number Knock-knock … knock to someone else Sonny girl … c’mon put on the socks Ow da da, ow da da, ow da da da Sssss sex Hip, hop, screw, screw Shoo, shoo, run to someone else Skip skip, zoomba zoomba Hay, straw, cheese, salami Beetroot sprang, beetroot croaked Africa pepper Golden ring, slim moustache puts on a paper bag.....i'm no longer croatian.... __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

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Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,885	Skip Skip zoomba zoomba Stand tall adidasss!!!!! __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker