Urban Will Luuuuuuurv This (house, rock, albums, Paris Hilton, cover)

Tommyrocker · 02-09-2006, 05:58 PM

For all those who WATCHED 'celebrity' big brother (a.k.a people in england)......you may have seen a very lovely yet THICK AS **** girl called chantelle....an essex slapper. Well, rumour has it because b.b was all a fix, she got a record label before she went in the house, all part of the deal....

she is about to do a cover....

(come closer)

of a kylie minogue song

aaaaaaaaaaaaandd.......start your laughterrrr......................now.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-09-2006, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tommyrocker

For all those who WATCHED 'celebrity' big brother (a.k.a people in england)......you may have seen a very lovely yet THICK AS **** girl called chantelle....an essex slapper. Well, rumour has it because b.b was all a fix, she got a record label before she went in the house, all part of the deal....

she is about to do a cover....

(come closer)

of a kylie minogue song

aaaaaaaaaaaaandd.......start your laughterrrr......................now.

At least it`s not Jodie Marsh

*shudder*

Tommyrocker · 02-09-2006, 06:07 PM

i dunno, i'd poke it

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-09-2006, 06:08 PM

Thats the most i`ve ever seen her wear before

explosions-in-my-pants · 02-09-2006, 06:10 PM

god are her boobs fake? eek! there way to put together.. but she's hot.. if i were a guy i'd poke her too..

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-09-2006, 06:11 PM

Everythings fake

She`s a nasty publicity seeking skank , just think a low budget Paris Hilton with tits

explosions-in-my-pants · 02-09-2006, 06:18 PM

but aside from her drawn on eye brows.. she seem's to actually be pretty.. unlike Paris Hilton which is ugly and people only like her cause she's a media whore.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-09-2006, 06:20 PM

I can`t beleive you missed out her weird looking nose

explosions-in-my-pants · 02-09-2006, 06:21 PM

her eyes and perfect teeth make up for that... so much that her nose doesn't look bad...

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-09-2006, 06:24 PM

You do realise this is a woman who will turn up at a film premiere looking like this .....

Moderator cut: image removed

And then complain that the tabloids are only interested in getting a picture from her & have no interest in anything she says.

I think she`s vile & no amount of good looks will change that.

02-09-2006, 06:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Thats the most i`ve ever seen her wear before __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

02-09-2006, 06:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Everythings fake She`s a nasty publicity seeking skank , just think a low budget Paris Hilton with tits __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

02-09-2006, 06:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I can`t beleive you missed out her weird looking nose __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

02-09-2006, 06:24 PM	#10 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	You do realise this is a woman who will turn up at a film premiere looking like this ..... Moderator cut: image removed And then complain that the tabloids are only interested in getting a picture from her & have no interest in anything she says. I think she`s vile & no amount of good looks will change that. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

02-09-2006, 06:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
explosions-in-my-pants angel of tragic days Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 924	god are her boobs fake? eek! there way to put together.. but she's hot.. if i were a guy i'd poke her too..

02-09-2006, 06:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
explosions-in-my-pants angel of tragic days Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 924	but aside from her drawn on eye brows.. she seem's to actually be pretty.. unlike Paris Hilton which is ugly and people only like her cause she's a media whore.

02-09-2006, 06:21 PM	#9 (permalink)
explosions-in-my-pants angel of tragic days Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 924	her eyes and perfect teeth make up for that... so much that her nose doesn't look bad...