Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver

Why not? They're the best names. Here are some nice ones. I'm going to empty my brain for 2 minutes and take no responsibility for quality control.

Monkeys will eat your intestines.
Open the door, Dave.
Splat over your face.
Free drinks all night.
Good evening ladies.
Profligate parentheses.
Pick my brain. Pick my nose.
Even badgers cry.
4 way adapter (look! Its got a number, punk name!)
The Vicar's Knickers.
Lesbian policeman.
Barbie used barbed wire to put barbiturates on the barbie.
Chaotic erotic despotic.