What is the most inappropriate song to strip to?
 

I've seen some pretty bad stuff-or weird at least--so I've seen someone strip to Fleetwood Mac's 'Silver springs' --not the best musical choice. What other songs just wont do?

zerospace by kidneytheives

the Gilligans Island theme song.

1,000,000,000,000 green bottles

:laughing:

LOL- So true. Also anything By Morrisey might be bad. 'The closer I get' ---man, that song would be torture. 'When you sleep I will creep into your thoughts like a bad debt that you cant pay-take the easy way and give in' that alone would have me heading for the door.

Old Mac donald had a farm
E I E I...*Smash goes the stereo*

Has anybody heard that song "Grandad we love you". That would put me off...

im sick of hearing about the f*cking Kidney Thieves! No offense tho

froggie went a-courtin
(and he did ride, uh-huh)

isnt that "crambone"??? jerrys hillbilly cousin Uncle Pecos?
http://www.robrichards.com/Images/pecos.jpg

youre probably right but my mom used to read me a book when i was little and it was called froggie went a-courtin. it came with music sheets and everything so you could sing it. froggie marries a mouse

CRAMBONE (<--click) this is what i thought you were talking about, one of the funniest cartoons i remember

Old McDonald.

Cousin Kevin - The Who.

Ahahaha.

blink 182-all the small things

a gospel song

I completely disagree. That would be kinky as hell.

Tori Amos - Me and a gun

young girl by gary phuckett

That um....wow.

That song should never be abused, no matter what the occasion.

"Dude Looks Like a Lady"

da forum does say inappropriate song to strip

The Vandals "My First Christmas As a Woman"

Ymca

Why Does it Hurt When i Pee? - Frank Zappa

And I think a gospel song would suit stripping, so it wouldn't be inappropriate. You'd have to strip slowly but it would be a 'religious' experience ;)

I think that was a great choice--but depending on the audience that song might be seen as hott

anything disney

Anything that is meant to make the listener cry--like The Pretender's 'I'll stand by you'-- I guess anything soft rock wouldnt be good

amazing grace , or would it be appropriate

It would be appropriate if the strippers name was Grace
then she would have to be amazing too

any song that your parents listen to

Jesus loves the little children....by whoever

barney i love you song

Wreck of the Emond Fitzggerald - Gordon lightfoot
And swing low sweet chariot

Basically any little kids song. Period. Because that just shows the guy has some kind of catholic priest background.

lol Surely nothing would be bad in the circumstances?

The Presidents of the United States of America - Peaches

Trust me I know.

God Save The Queen.