Buckeye Randy

The Beach Boys Never Surfed - Pavid Vermin
Bikini Girls With Machine Guns - The Cramps

Aloysius

Indeed! AxCx had some funny titles, like:
No, We Don't Want To Do A Split 7" With Your Stupid F**ing Band
Windchimes Are Gay

Some of their other titles are just offensive though

Drjohnrock

That's a good one. However, the pedant in me feels compelled to point out that Dennis Wilson did surf. But he was the only Beach Boy that did

Drjohnrock

Yeah, they had a number of good titles. Here's another one:

Beating Up Hippies For Their Drugs At A Phish Concert

Of course, the only way those guys would see Phish is if they had free tickets or snuck in. Even then, they probably would have already been too drugged up to pick fights.

Drjohnrock

F*ck Christmas - Fear
American Music Club - Johnny Mathis' Feet
Mark Eitzel - In My Role As Professional Singer And Ham
Capitalist Joyride _ Unrest

The lyrics to the Unrest song have little if anything to do with the title.

Drjohnrock

Please Don't Play Red River Valley - Johnny Cash
This Week Sucked - Fiends
Hold Me While I'm Naked -Fiends
Edit The Sad Parts - Modest Mouse

Drjohnrock

In My Role As The Most Hated Singer In The Local Underground Music Scene - American Music Club
(Your Love Is Like) Nuclear Waste - Tuff Darts
What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made A Loser Out Of Me) - Jerry Lee Lewis
The Thing That Only Eats Hippies - Dead Milkmen

"All the punks are gonna shout 'yipee!/'cause it's the thing that only eats hippies"