Mattrixs deserves a lot of credit for coming up with this thread but i think it was tailor made for you, Tristan.:clap:



If you're driving through a sparsely poplulated area of the American southwest and you're getting low on gas (or your EV could use a charge), and you come upon a road sign that says "No Services Next 80 Miles", don't bother stopping for a fill up or charge before proceeding on that section of highway. Those signs were put there by greedy locals who don't want to share with people traveling through. Speed on ahead!

:laughing: thank u thank u

that's a pretty good one too, 'll put some hair on yer back!



For my next trick...




-The beware of dog sign is in front of houses is meant as a challenge. Chicken?

-Find out from locals what the most violent, sketchy part of town is, and then go there. Hold up your most expensive belonging and wait. What they don't want you to know is that this is how you become immortal.

-If you happen to have eaten mostly flavorless, bland food all your life, kick it up a notch! Go eat Jamaican curry. Ask for the hottest they have. Oh, and don't have anything to drink. You'll thank me later

drink stagnant water for magic powers

And if Jamaican curry isn't available, the hottest Thai red curry will also do the trick!

When traveling in a foreign country, be sure to make fun of the food, the natives' accents, the culture in general, and above all, stress how compared to your country, the one you're visiting is in the Stone Age. They'll appreciate your candor and sense of humor. My advice works especially well if you're an American.

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Give everyone you see the middle finger and a big fat frown. What? No that doesn't mean what you think it means. Why would you ever think that? You must have imagine it.

That’s right. The middle finger is an international sign of greeting!

Go to McDonalds and ask for everything on the menu. It will help your credit score and also be really healthy to eat in one sitting