For ANY length of time, have you ever shaved your mustache into a Hitler mustache?
 

Including for thirty seconds in front of the bathroom mirror. Be honest.

If Marie answers this in the affirmative, we're in trouble. :laughing:

Vote, cowards!

Not everybody has a ****ing mustache, you lunatic!

Shaving is for losers.

No, in about equal measure I've been clean shaven or full beard, but never had any interest in trying that even for 30 secs. Hitler, or that guy from Sparks - it just looks stupid to me: like you want to lay out a little rug for your mucus to lie in. No thanks.

Oh absolutely, I threw up the Sieg Heil and everything and had a good laugh. I told my wife about it and she thought it humorous enough to want to get a picture. But I knew better than to consent to be photographed cosplaying as Der Fuhrer. If she ever did get a picture, I'd swear I was rehearsing a Charlie Chaplin routine.

Duh.

I actually have enough upper lip hair to wax it, but not enough to get a proper moustache effect so I've never been tempted to try

I shaved my beard during the first lockdown (cabin fever) and tried the classical handlebar moustache. It looked awful. The Hitler one is very unsexy so didn't give it a go. This time. :D

Gross.

^ I Can't Believe That News Story:

Man Who Starts Internet Debate About Facial Hair Is Grossed Out By Facial Hair

I have a better question, Batty. have you ever shaped your beard to look like this?

https://64.media.tumblr.com/5b621072...gw0o1_500.gifv

Lol

No but I respect the urge: on Twitter, a true irony poster knows that IMHO stands for "in my Hitler outfit", and it's when you're at your most sincere

In general, my favorite stache is obv John Waters

Only on females.

Trotsky didn't seem to mind, Batlord: he was Frida Kahlo's lover for a while:-


Frida Kahlo died in 1954 but her status as an artist/style icon just keeps growing - at least here in Mexico, where she is respected for embracing her cultural origins.
Salma Hayek played her in a biopic some years ago, but I think they toned down the facial hair a bit - probably to keep all the Batlords in the audience from walking out of the cinema ;)

Please do not soil an innocent Hitler thread by mentioning a Bolshevik.

:laughing:
sez the guy whose avatar shows the Russian flag waving in triumph from the Berlin Reichstag unless i am much mistaken.

I am a proper socialist, in that I fellate socialist imagery for the memes while decrying any and all states. I support a people fighting off fascist invaders but thumb my nose at the actual USSR.

Bitch.

There's a great book by François Furet on the myth of anti-fascism as a recruitment tool for the USSR, The Passing of an Illusion, it's on libgen. A bit on the longish side and of course one doesn't have to agree with everything but a great read.

Grow up :laughing:

110% would do this if I could grow a proper tache.

Honestly I wish I looked like Frieda Kahlo, moustache and all

It's empirically proven that women who are a bit on the hairier side are better in bed.

There's definitely some liars in this thread

I remembered I still had this meme to recycle lol
https://i.imgur.com/CieRbOv.png
anyway I'm a proud member of the female gorilla legs gang

Real bitches be like

https://c.tenor.com/Edw4oTXjaEcAAAAC...-cut-grass.gif

I did it once. Just for a few seconds to see how it'd look, and then the next thing you know there I am committing genocide and stuff. Just kinda got caught up in it.

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You're right, Plankton. It's a slippery slope: one minute you're telling the bathroom mirror there's no harm in trying it, then before you know it you're invading Poland. Apparently, as a teenager, Putin tried that moustache in a private moment too.

I wonder if there's an app that can block that so I can see what it feels like without invading Poland.

:laughing:

A slippery slope :laughing:

Maybe that’s what went on a few months ago, Putin shaved a hitler tache and the rest was history.

^ Yeah, that sounds about right, FETCHER !

:laughing: I tried googling "Hitler moustache (no Poland)" but it was like googling "Square circles": zero hits :(