For ANY length of time, have you ever shaved your mustache into a Hitler mustache?
 

Including for thirty seconds in front of the bathroom mirror. Be honest.

If Marie answers this in the affirmative, we're in trouble. :laughing:

Vote, cowards!

Not everybody has a ****ing mustache, you lunatic!

Shaving is for losers.

No, in about equal measure I've been clean shaven or full beard, but never had any interest in trying that even for 30 secs. Hitler, or that guy from Sparks - it just looks stupid to me: like you want to lay out a little rug for your mucus to lie in. No thanks.

Oh absolutely, I threw up the Sieg Heil and everything and had a good laugh. I told my wife about it and she thought it humorous enough to want to get a picture. But I knew better than to consent to be photographed cosplaying as Der Fuhrer. If she ever did get a picture, I'd swear I was rehearsing a Charlie Chaplin routine.

Duh.

I actually have enough upper lip hair to wax it, but not enough to get a proper moustache effect so I've never been tempted to try

I shaved my beard during the first lockdown (cabin fever) and tried the classical handlebar moustache. It looked awful. The Hitler one is very unsexy so didn't give it a go. This time. :D