Don't be afraid to ask the big questions here

Trollheart · 05-10-2021, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

if you don't eat em raw you gots bad chips m8

You do realise I'm not talking about your so-called potato chips here don't you?

The Batlord · 05-10-2021, 06:18 AM

Hot sauce > mayonnaise

Psy-Fi · 05-10-2021, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

No that's ****ing disgusting. If I can't have ketchup I'll take mustard. At least it has flavor. Mayonnaise is just primer for a coat of another condiment on a sandwich.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 05-10-2021, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

On fries: Mayo>>>>>>>>ketchup>>>vin-word

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Vinegar on chips boils my piss. Everyone in the chippy does it. Chippies drowning in vinegar and it stinks. You're ruining your chippies ffs.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 05-10-2021, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday

That just shows you've never tasted good mayo. I've come across the American brands, I'm not surprised. Ketchup is bland af

Ketchup ****ing stinks.

**Marie Monday** · 05-10-2021, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Cuthbert

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Vinegar on chips boils my piss. Everyone in the chippy does it. Chippies drowning in vinegar and it stinks. You're ruining your chippies ffs.

For British chippies I like the vinegar. If the chips/fish ratio is skewed too much towards the chips I go full heathen and add mayo to them, vinegar and all

ribbons · 05-11-2021, 01:11 PM

There's a British chippy here called A Salt & Battery - and I put malt vinegar on the chips there and love it. That's the only situation in which I put anything on chips/fries besides salt. I hate mayonnaise (even good mayo) in general, and don't use ketchup on fries or on anything else. I'm a really boring, plain eater and don't use a lot of condiments in general. But I do love malt vinegar on those British chips - yum!

Trollheart · 05-11-2021, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Cuthbert

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Vinegar on chips boils my piss. Everyone in the chippy does it. Chippies drowning in vinegar and it stinks. You're ruining your chippies ffs.

Don't they ask? Whenever I get (used to get) chips they'd stand there with the salt and look over - "Salt and vinegar?" Only when you nodded would they add it. After all, some people don't like one, the other or both.

**Marie Monday** · 05-11-2021, 01:58 PM

yeah I have the same experience

The Batlord · 05-11-2021, 03:08 PM

If I were a mod I'd change every instance of "chippy" or "chippies" to "scrotum" or "scrotums".

05-11-2021, 01:11 PM	#27 (permalink)
ribbons Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,265	There's a British chippy here called A Salt & Battery - and I put malt vinegar on the chips there and love it. That's the only situation in which I put anything on chips/fries besides salt. I hate mayonnaise (even good mayo) in general, and don't use ketchup on fries or on anything else. I'm a really boring, plain eater and don't use a lot of condiments in general. But I do love malt vinegar on those British chips - yum!