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Old 12-22-2020, 03:57 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Ooh what kind of doggy? (Also that's not as appealing as a tibetan sky burial type situation but it's still practical and better than throwing me in a dumpster. I'd prefer to be turned into a chandelier though. My bones, that is. It is a perfectly sensible request.)
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Old 12-22-2020, 04:02 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Just like a big cuddly toy! What's his name?
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Old 12-22-2020, 04:06 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2020, 04:06 PM   #64 (permalink)
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All very good, sensible ideas. I'd also like my skull to be turned into a music box that plays Wuthering Heights.
Is that the audio book, so WWWP can avoid the aggravation of reading it, or the Kate Bush song?
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Old 12-22-2020, 04:08 PM   #65 (permalink)
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I want my body to be attached to a bunch of drones (like scientists did with a cat that one time) and have powerful lasers in my eye sockets so I could be used as a remote-controlled vigilante, but specifically against corrupt millionaires and sex offenders. Also warpaint needs to be applied.
it wasn't even scientists it was just some dude lololol still one of my favorite things.

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Is that the audio book, so WWWP can avoid the aggravation of reading it, or the Kate Bush song?
Excuse me sir, my eyes have remained well-practiced in the art of reading printed text.
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Old 12-22-2020, 04:15 PM   #66 (permalink)
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it wasn't even scientists it was just some dude lololol still one of my favorite things.
oh wow you're right, apparently he started a company making more of these things like this 'ostrichcopter' I can't


Edit: and a flying sharkjet and a badger submarine called das boot (das is badger in Dutch and boot is boat), this guy is my new hero
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Old 12-22-2020, 04:20 PM   #67 (permalink)
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oooh also I just realised why I was confused: I was thinking of the scientist (Andre Geim) who created the floating frog. Incidentally, that's the same guy who won a nobel prize for creating graphene
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Old 12-22-2020, 04:27 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Excuse me sir, my eyes have remained well-practiced in the art of reading printed text.
That's what I thought: a regular in the What are you reading thread. Then I saw your post about the internet vs books.

I remember us both enthusing about Flowers For Algernon ages ago: I think we even convinced someone to read it, which is always a nice thing to achieve with a favourite book.
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Is that the audio book, so WWWP can avoid the aggravation of reading it, or the Kate Bush song?
The Kate Bush song of course.
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Old 12-22-2020, 05:39 PM   #70 (permalink)
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I don't care what happens when I die because I'll be dead.

But for the record, I will record the process of your murder and sample the stabs, cuts, etc. into a nice piece of musical art. These people can't do that, they don't got the chops.
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