Why would you want to do both when you could make more money doing less?

OK well aside from the ones I've already mentioned, how about these also:

Most likely to end up on a government watchlist
Most likely to be way more tame/docile IRL than they are on the forum
Member you'd least like to be trapped in a situation like in the movie The Lighthouse with
Member you'd most like to be murdered by, if you had to choose and had to get murdered
Member you'd most like to start an industrial noise band with
Member you'd most like to secretly observe for 24 hours for research purposes

Awesome. Bonus MB awards questions, to be updated/added to upon request:
https://i.imgur.com/LgV3xQA.png
Most likely to have a femdom fetish
Most likely to be able to actually function normally & blend in at a party amongst normal people
Most likely to be a bad tipper
Member you'd most like to duel to the death on a frozen lake
Member(s) you'd be able to tolerate being stuck on a very long road trip with
Most likely to end up on a government watchlist
Most likely to be way more tame/docile IRL than they are on the forum
Member you'd least like to be trapped in a situation like in the movie The Lighthouse with
Member you'd most like to be murdered by, if you had to choose and had to get murdered
Member you'd most like to start an industrial noise band with
Member you'd most like to secretly observe for 24 hours for research purposes

Thank you for adding them!! I keep wanting to fill it out but can't because I'm thinking way too hard about who I'd want to murder me. (As it's not just about who seems the most murder-y/serial killer-y; there are many things to consider! Being murder-y doesn't mean you'd be good at killing me specifically after all. Or good at murdering period. Being clumsily stabbed or shot a few times would be boring. There must be pre-murder vaguely murder-y activities beforehand, I figure. Murder foreplay if you will. Ambience. One must be civilized about it you know)

I have a very big dog to feed your remains.

Ooh what kind of doggy? (Also that's not as appealing as a tibetan sky burial type situation but it's still practical and better than throwing me in a dumpster. I'd prefer to be turned into a chandelier though. My bones, that is. It is a perfectly sensible request.)

I think I'd like to be corpse-brided a la Carl Tanzler.

Or made into a living but brain dead mushroom farm like in Hannibal.

I want my body to be attached to a bunch of drones (like scientists did with a cat that one time) and have powerful lasers in my eye sockets so I could be used as a remote-controlled vigilante, but specifically against corrupt millionaires and sex offenders. Also warpaint needs to be applied.

All very good, sensible ideas. I'd also like my skull to be turned into a music box that plays Wuthering Heights.

I got ya covered so to speak

YES
you're lucky I'm still alive or you'd be laser eye fried

I’m ordering the paint right now. This definitely gets a get of covid jail free pass.

Ew, and hypocritical af. I thought it was needless to say that Bloody Marie: the Female Gaze should strictly be created and operated by a woman.
Chio's music box idea made me realise that apart from the laser eyes my body should also blast Bikini Kill's Suck My Left One

I definitely heard you say yes.

OK I'm sorry but that read at first glance to me as a remote-controlled vagina. :laughing: :rofl:

Wait: you did say vigilante, didn't you?
:shycouch:

I mean I'd also be ok with having my dead body sculpted into a giant vagina with teeth to eat sex offenders, and be called the vagilante

This is your man.

That could sell movie tickets right there

lmao the Tchaikovshy music in the background too

Saint Bernard.

Just like a big cuddly toy! :love: What's his name?

Roger.

Is that the audio book, so WWWP can avoid the aggravation of reading it, or the Kate Bush song?

:laughing: it wasn't even scientists it was just some dude lololol still one of my favorite things.

Excuse me sir, my eyes have remained well-practiced in the art of reading printed text.

oh wow you're right, apparently he started a company making more of these things like this 'ostrichcopter' I can't :rofl:
https://www.dronethusiast.com/wp-con...er-300x212.jpg

Edit: and a flying sharkjet and a badger submarine called das boot (das is badger in Dutch and boot is boat), this guy is my new hero

oooh also I just realised why I was confused: I was thinking of the scientist (Andre Geim) who created the floating frog. Incidentally, that's the same guy who won a nobel prize for creating graphene

That's what I thought: a regular in the What are you reading thread. Then I saw your post about the internet vs books.

I remember us both enthusing about Flowers For Algernon ages ago: I think we even convinced someone to read it, which is always a nice thing to achieve with a favourite book.

Oh my gosh what a big talented boy!!!!

The Kate Bush song of course.

I don't care what happens when I die because I'll be dead.

But for the record, I will record the process of your murder and sample the stabs, cuts, etc. into a nice piece of musical art. These people can't do that, they don't got the chops.

bump because apart from all the nice things I said about Hawk in his compliment thread, he's also a weasly little liar and these elections aren't over yet, if it's up to me
#DethroneTheHawk