OccultHawk Life Advice
 

Come to me with all things big or small. I’ll get you through it.

How can we get OccultHawk to post pics of himself?

Front to back, or back to front?

Come to Florida and try to force me bitch.

Not even gonna troll. Front to back. Especially bitches. I don’t wanna taste ass unless I’m licking ass.

I don't want to taste ass when I'm licking ass either tbh.

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How much glue is too much glue?

It's ass. I imagine it tastes like shit.

18 consecutive sniffs

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Let's say you are interested in a nice woman.
She's clever, funny and she has beautiful feet. How would you go about licking them?

First time. You make it all about her feet. You wash them in warm water. You dry them with clean towels. You wrap them in warm towels. You massage them for a long time. You massage them until your hands are exhausted and then you keep massaging still. Then you massage longer. Then you carefully stretch and softly bend every toe. Making sure the only focus in your universe is the toe you’re working on. Then make sure you have room temperature water at hand to keep your mouth moist. And you lick and suck and suck and lick every nook and cranny. On and on till the break of dawn.

Nothing else. Don’t eat her out. Don’t kiss her mouth. Don’t suck on her titties. Don’t stick your finger in her butt. Don’t **** her.

Then next time just start incorporating it into a regular part of the foreplay.

Be sure that no one on earth, not even her, knows her feet better than you. The first time is just worship but after that especially catered to her specific podiatristical needs. It’s exactly how she likes it best for as long as she likes it and only for as long as she likes it. Maybe after a hard day all she needs is some foot care. That’s what she gets. Maybe she doesn’t need you up in her foot business anymore. That’s fine, too. But it’ll be there waiting. No matter where she goes, who she’s with, if she needs her feet scrubbed, rubbed, or loved... she’ll know who the goddamn champion is: you, son.

Hahahaha I love you.

Great post.

Not if it's clean

You can't trick me again.

If it’s nice and clean it kind of tastes bread and it feels incredible to be on the receiving side of it. It’s like your whole body is being massaged through your anus.

Give me advice on where I should move that is affordable and has jobs and scenery.

Amazing thread. I want advice on how to not be a socially anxious mess

https://www.montana.edu/nursing/imag...tana%20400.jpg

Bozeman Montana - they got jobs at Montana State University and you could get an MSW.

I've already lived in Bozeman! I was thinking Montana or Northern Idaho though

It turned out I learned a bit about this through my therapy recently. I was driving a scenic route that goes from sea views and then about ten miles in through a forest of evergreens. My AC is broken but my car runs and I got to drive sometimes even though I don’t like going out. Maybe because I’ve been inside for so long but the nature was stunning. The colors were crushing and huge rains hit cooling everything like a million dollar swamp cooler. But my anxiety and depression were also pressing down hard on me. And for a long time when anxiety strikes hard I can’t enjoy things like tall trees and clouds and amazing skies. But I just told myself look you CAN be anxious and enjoy the beauty of nature at the same time. Part of your brain maybe won’t quit with the painful stuff but another part can say goddamn that’s beautiful.

All organism have to interact with their environment. Some of those interactions are glorious and others are devastating but they all hold the beauty of nature. Even Dee Dee Ramone wrote “I believe in miracles because I’m one.”

I used to be on an endless run.
Believe in miracles 'cause I'm one.
I have been blessed with the power to survive.
After all these years I'm still alive.
I'm out here kickin' with the band.
I am no longer a solitary man.
Every day my time runs out.
Lived like a fool, that's what I was about, oh
I believe in miracles.
I believe in a better world for me and you.
Oh, I believe in miracles.
I believe in a better world for me and you.
Tattooed your name on my arm.
I always said my girl's a good luck charm.
If she can find a reason to forgive,
Then I can find a reason to live.
I used to be on an endless run.
Believe in miracles 'cause I'm one.
I have been blessed with the power to survive.
After all these years I'm still alive.
I believe in miracles.
I believe in a better world for me and you.
Oh, I believe in miracles.
I believe in a better world for me and you.
I close my eyes and think how it might be.
The future's here today.
It's not too late.
It's not too late, yeah!
I believe in miracles.
I believe in a better world for me and you.
Oh, I believe in miracles.
I believe in a better world for me and you.


Even if you’re 100% atheist it’s still a miracle that there’s something instead of nothing. And you are something. And Dee Dee told us that’s a good thing.

Thank you. That genuinely moved me. Bless Dee Dee