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05-18-2009, 12:47 AM
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From Hank To Hendrix
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Our house, In the middle of the street.
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When somebody drops something (say a bit of paper or something) and its really windy & just as they go down to pick it up it blows away then stops; sequence repeats itself several times..
Also I saw something on tv a wee while ago (no idea who or what it was) where this guy had a five pound note attatched to a fishing rod and reel it from a concealed position further down the street (behind a tree or something) into a congested area where people were walking and when people would go down and try to pick it up he would reel it just out of their reach then theyd be running around trying to stomp it with their foot.. lol im laughing just writing this. Quote:
I can just remember going to school with no fingernail on one of my fingers hoping that no-one would notice lol..its since grown back in... I can remember my brother laughing at the time though so I guess I would have done the same....
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05-23-2009, 05:12 PM
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Atchin' Akai
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Unamerica
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The wrath of a 6 year old is something to behold, isn't it!
My 8 year old lad banged into my 6 year daughter and hurt her nose. The look in her eye was murderous. As he was walking away, she punched him in the back of the head stunning him momentarily. Not satisfied with that, she took a short run up, right hooked him from behind and decked him where he stood...job done. I laughed like a bastard. |
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05-23-2009, 05:21 PM
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you know what it is
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,890
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At least you won't have to worry when it comes time for gentlemen callers, sounds like she can hold her own.
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09-13-2009, 06:57 PM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: classified
Posts: 639
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1. I saw this guy at Wal-mart the other day and it was a sight I had never seen before. He was obviously on steroids, and he was a very macho type man. The only thing was-- the steriods made him grow these huge boobs! He literally had cleavage hanging out over the top of his tank-top. I had never seen anything like this in my life before, so of course, my mouth gaped open and I made a quick u-turn in the aisle (boob man spotted me and saw this whole reaction go down) and before I could make it down the aisle I burst into a raging laughter and hoped he didn't chase after me and beat me bloody.
2. Racist jokes 3. Watching our morbidly obese librarian try to get out of her chair (a very rare sight- only the lucky witness this) 4. Theres this website we have to get on at school every once in a while and its called Kuder |
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09-13-2009, 07:13 PM
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Nae wains, Great Danes.
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Where how means why.
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things that make me laugh 1. this little boy that comes into my work EVERYDAY swimming with like age 7 shorts on n hes a right little ginger fatty. love handles and all n hes about 11. i feel sorry for him sometimes. 2. when someone, (a friend) falls, haha! one day my cousin, who is like my best friend fell down not one but TWO sets of stairs in one day.. was bloody hilarious. 3. the full family (girls) went to see dirty dancing on theatre in london, and when baby says her names francesca, me & the same cousin said "my names.. frank" the place was silent & we were giggling so hard it was agony. 4. when my friend has a phobia of cows we went camping and promised her we were in an empty field, should have seen her face in the morning when a herd of cows stood outside. 5. and i cannot think of a 5th one, should come to me soon 
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