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Old 10-10-2019, 02:17 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Old 10-10-2019, 02:24 PM   #42 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-10-2019, 02:41 PM   #43 (permalink)
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The Great Seven Occult Campaign Pledges to Constituents

If I elected I will...

1) Continue to froth with Islamaphobia
2) Celebrate any disaster that strikes America
3) Hate capitalism a thousand times more than elph
4) Always know more about music than all of you losers put together
5) Be the strongest pro-abortion person on earth
6) Worship the vagina
7) Make inappropriate jokes about teen sexuality
8) Create yet another classic Occult catch phrase



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Old 10-10-2019, 02:44 PM   #45 (permalink)
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The Great Seven Occult Campaign Pledges to Constituents

If I elected I will...

1) Continue to froth with Islamaphobia
2) Celebrate any disaster that strikes America
3) Hate capitalism a thousand times more than elph
4) Always know more about music than all of you losers put together
5) Be the strongest pro-abortion person on earth
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7) Make inappropriate jokes about teen sexuality
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Old 10-10-2019, 02:47 PM   #47 (permalink)
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2. If you don't I'll still get drunk.
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