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Old 10-11-2019, 09:59 AM   #101 (permalink)
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Old 10-11-2019, 04:43 PM   #102 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-11-2019, 05:31 PM   #103 (permalink)
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Those are all great. This one is not about the humour, but I remember it fondly:
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Old 10-11-2019, 05:45 PM   #104 (permalink)
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Bro, Watterson's Sunday strips were jaw dropping. He would basically force newspapers to give him as much space as he wanted and he'd use it to create pure visual magic.





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Old 10-11-2019, 05:49 PM   #105 (permalink)
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Absolutely. I had totally forgotten about that Calvin and Susie playing husband and wife one
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And in defense of peanuts, here is one which I recall standing out to me due to actually being quite funny. And there's just a lot of truth in it
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Old 10-11-2019, 07:35 PM   #107 (permalink)
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Old 10-12-2019, 12:27 AM   #108 (permalink)
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I just read it, it's all right. But to be honest, it doesn't nearly have the humour or emotional depth of the other comics I know
And Nea, thanks for the recommendations, I will check those out too!
I hope they don't disappoint. Not sure if you know about this one, but another comic I was going to mention was Bloom County, just for Opus and Bill the Cat.

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TinTin has been super-big in Europe for decades, though he was always too cleancut, too dated for my liking. His stories were a bit like Scoobie-Doo, but without the dog and without the jokes.
Anyway, here's a straightforward intro that will bring you up to speed if you are interested:-

His hair reminds me of Ed Grimley - I must say.



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The fact that Spielberg would spend time and money on an animated TinTin movie says more about Spielberg's lack of inspiration than it does about TinTin's merits imo.
I don't know how good the movie is or the motivation behind Spielberg decision to make it. I just imagine he had enough money and clout to make anything he wants. So I wonder if he doing it cause he knows there is a market for it, or cause TinTin meant something to him.

The one thing I remember from watching that video was how Thompson Twins came up with their name. Since it's obvious the three of them are not twins, and none of them have the last name of Thompson. They name themselves after "the incompetence detectives, Thompson and Thompson."



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Gee I hope I at least get nominated for something this year...

Btw guys my new album got 45 downloads in a day
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