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Old 08-12-2019, 06:54 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2019, 06:57 AM   #12 (permalink)
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That reminds me of the time on Seinfeld when Elaine got her cartoon rejected by the New Yorker. What you need is a Far-Side-esque type caption.
That's funny! Have you done caption work or cartooning before?
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Old 08-12-2019, 06:59 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2019, 07:18 AM   #14 (permalink)
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A man urinates in the toilet. Two dogs object because he’s polluting their drinking water.
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Old 08-12-2019, 07:23 AM   #15 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-12-2019, 07:32 AM   #16 (permalink)
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So they can converse.
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Old 08-12-2019, 07:51 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Some of the dogs we have here seem to like to piss in their own water bowl. More rarely, you get one that ****s in the bowl. Which is not easy to do given the bowl is basically attached to the gate.
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Old 08-12-2019, 12:01 PM   #19 (permalink)
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A man urinates in the toilet. Two dogs object because he’s polluting their drinking water.
Ok - I'm already committed so I'll give it a try.
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Old 08-12-2019, 11:27 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I tweaked the scenario a little bit ...

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