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Old 07-28-2019, 01:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ask me any question about your future and I will tell you EXACTLY what’s going to happen.
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Old 07-28-2019, 02:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-28-2019, 02:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2019, 02:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-28-2019, 02:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Will I ever put peanut butter on my penis and try to get my dog to lick it off?
You will never own a dog.
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Old 07-28-2019, 02:44 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Personally? Cause there's a dog in the house right now for me to molest.
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Yes. You will move to Brooklyn, NY in May, 2023 to run the second in a chain of record stores expanded from the one you currently work at. By 2030 there will be 22 such stores spread across the United States (and one in Montreal) and you will be the north east regional manager and a 25% stake holder earning you around $250,000 a year. A few years later the company will also own live music venues and a record label. You will continue to live in Brooklyn until you retire in the Catskills.
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Yes. You will move to Brooklyn, NY in May, 2023 to run the second in a chain of record stores expanded from the one you currently work at. By 2030 there will be 22 such stores spread across the United States (and one in Montreal) and you will be the north east regional manager and a 25% stake holder earning you around $250,000 a year. A few years later the company will also own live music venues and a record label. You will continue to live in Brooklyn until you retire in the Catskills.
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Personally.
Reasonable. I kinda don't want to own a dog or cat on my own for the same reason I don't trust myself to own a kid. Will I ever get a blowjob from my mom's dog?
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