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Old 07-28-2019, 03:39 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2019, 03:46 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Oh okay.

What about my long term payoff scheme?
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Old 07-28-2019, 03:48 PM   #23 (permalink)
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What is the largest amount of cats that I will own simultaneously?
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Old 07-28-2019, 03:53 PM   #24 (permalink)
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If elph is ever dumb enough to let me move in with him will his girlfriend give me a blowjob?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-28-2019, 03:54 PM   #25 (permalink)
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No, but his wife will
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No, but his wife will
I'll probably be his wife so I guess I better get that rib surgery.
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Old 07-28-2019, 04:00 PM   #28 (permalink)
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You will never live with elph or meet any of his girlfriends.
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Old 07-28-2019, 04:01 PM   #30 (permalink)
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