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Old 07-28-2019, 02:28 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Yes. You will move to Brooklyn, NY in May, 2023 to run the second in a chain of record stores expanded from the one you currently work at. By 2030 there will be 22 such stores spread across the United States (and one in Montreal) and you will be the north east regional manager and a 25% stake holder earning you around $250,000 a year. A few years later the company will also own live music venues and a record label. You will continue to live in Brooklyn until you retire in the Catskills.
Dude. This is literally my goal right now. Woah.
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Old 07-28-2019, 02:29 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Dude. This is literally my goal right now. Woah.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-28-2019, 02:30 PM   #14 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Reasonable. I kinda don't want to own a dog or cat on my own for the same reason I don't trust myself to own a kid. Will I ever get a blowjob from my mom's dog?
Yes. About 30% of the times you have the house to yourself until the dog dies.
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Old 07-28-2019, 02:31 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2019, 02:34 PM   #17 (permalink)
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That's a habit I can't unlearn.
I feel you tbh. If it wasn't for MB spellcheck I'd still be doing it too.
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Old 07-28-2019, 02:36 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I'm notoriously terrible with spelling and grammar.
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