Actually upbraiding seems a more fitting word, in more senses than one

She keeps sending me PMs about how she's going to **** my mom. It's very disrespectful.

Hey I **** your mom very respectfully

It's Lucem's mom who's the disrespectful skank.

Man, everybody gets to **** my mom but me. :(

I'll let you smell my fingers for $5. That's pretty close.

I know a scam when I see one. Not only am I giving you $5 I'll also be tricked into smelling a finger you just pulled out of your ass.

I prefer to wipe it in the crevice between my thigh and my balls. It's more sexually pungent.

You're a disgusting man.

Tell me you've never wiped your finger there after a hard day's work and smelled it.