When Did the Poster Above You Piss You Off?
 

Time to throw some shade, but only to the last poster. At least then only willing participants will get **** on. Come at me, bruh.

When he made this thread which I estimate has a shelf life of about five days before it de-volves into heavy insults which will result in multiple reported posts.

I can't remember any specific instance but he has this way of coming in on an argument to shut it down and being sanctimonious as **** trying to shame everyone for not having his stuck up sense of morality. :dj:

Dismissing The Agonist with a hand wave every time as if they have nothing to offer at all, when they're obviously one of the best bands active in metal today.
(I mean, only the two albums with Vicky, but still...)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgR0r94J8EM

I will pee on your grave for this.

When his polite Danish cunt came into my thread with his wishy washy bull**** "insult" as if this was a mother****ing game. Talk ****, bitch! I've literally never legit irked you even a little?

When you stole my un-a-sailable joke.

Not really, actually.
You're not even close to having annoyed me as much as several other posters have.

Dude, this is not going work if you don't chill the f*ck out with it. Keep your angry penis in your pants.

I am chilled the **** out. I'm trying to set a tone for a potentially awesome thread rather than turning it into a silly boring one.

I think insults are fine give the premise of the thread. Just no too personal below the belt mean spirited type stuff.

But I'm not a mod. Just my opinion.

Alright, just control your bat-ness and this can live.

I know what this thread is attempting and I know the fine line it must walk. But that doesn't mean I'll settle for anything less than phony elph punk rock posturing.

I believe in you.

I don't know if I wish Chula were here or I'm glad he isn't cause he'd make this thread great (again?) but also get it shut the **** down and get himself banned.

It wouldn't have taken 2 whole pages for this to be about him sharing too much information online & his Frown+Hawk feud.

We'd have had to wait a few more hours for him to get solidly sloppy day drunk before he properly turned this into a dumpster fire. At this rate that would be like page 3.

Batlord is stupid.

Every time I see him go all logic ninja when it's passive aggresively in service of protecting his traditionalist bull**** worldview I cringe.

I dunno, I think he's a pretty cool dude.

R00d.

This thread is really going off like soggy fireworks.

Or a limp missile...

The troubles of a middle aged rocket.

Not know that Christmas is 12 days, as if he's never heard the fucking song.

Weren't the 12 days supposed to come BEFORE actual Christmas day?

No. The 12 days are between Christmas and Epiphany (Jan 6). Lemme guess, you also think the earth is flat and you're anti-vax?

I mean I just don't give a **** about Christianity tbh. It's a stupid religion for people who need to move to another country just to not kill themselves.

maybe he just didn't know when the 12 days of christmas were

Exactly my point. It's you (modern man) rejecting everything he's ever learned or should have learned. So, I assume you also reject other learning like geometry.

Literally there is zero reason to know when the 12 days of Christmas are because it's not even a Christian holiday let alone a culturally significant set of days.

edit: not @^

I'd be surprised if you didn't get beat up a lot in school

I'm guessing you're talking about Mord since I just so happen to have posted like two seconds before you did?

Prepare to be surprised then.

yeah, I wouldn't think you got beat up a lot but maybe like punched in the face for cracking wise

I mean you were clearly homeschooled so unless your step father breaking your nose counts then...

Yes actually. That's exactly what happened.

Mord has like 30 kids. He must be in some sort of decent shape LOL, so I doubt he got beat up in high school.

The **** is that stupid ****? You can't **** unless you're a track star? TBH I never thought that much of your intelligence though but this is just a cheap excuse to bring it up. I mean it's pissed me off at times cause you say really stupid ****.

I went to public schools just like everyone else. Never got beaten up. Actually, I moved schools when I had just started high school, and since I was the new kid, some kid decided he was going to give me shit. I thought about the situation and all its ramifications in about half a second and decided to just punch him once really hard in the face, because if I didn't, I would get nothing but shit from him and his mates for four years.

It wasn't a fight. Just a message. And he got it, and went on his way. There was a teacher standing in the hall nearby but hadn't seen what happened, and I guess the dude didn't want to get suspended.

let's just go beat him up now then