I would love for you guys to come visit me.

BYOF


bring your own fist

And I'll bring my face! :)

I think Batty is afraid to fight LOL. I had a bully in high school. He would make fun of me and my sister; calling us racial slurs. He and his brother pulled a flail on me one time . . . yes, you read that right, a goddamn FLAIL. A spikey metal ball on a chain, attached to a wooden handle. The next day I stood up to him and punched him out. He stopped harassing me after that.

http://www.swords24.eu/images/produc...ail_XH2142.jpg

lol yeah none of that happened you're full of **** just like you never got kidnapped by aliens because of course you didn't

r/thathappened

I don't talk to the dude anymore. He works for Microsoft. His name is [doxxing removed]. Look him up on Facebook and ask him. His mom was a teacher at the school. He's a ginger LOL. I tell no lies. His older brother ran for mayor of nearby Columbia, MO a few yars back.

My best friend [at the time] Curtis Chastain was there and can attest to it. You can look him up on Facebook too. Don't ever call me a liar, bitch.

Dude...

lol all those specifics to convince me of nonsense just like your conspiracy garbage

You really want me to look up some dude from high school and ask him to vouch for me on a message board? GTFOH.