R00d.

This thread is really going off like soggy fireworks.

Or a limp missile...

The troubles of a middle aged rocket.

Not know that Christmas is 12 days, as if he's never heard the fucking song.

Weren't the 12 days supposed to come BEFORE actual Christmas day?

No. The 12 days are between Christmas and Epiphany (Jan 6). Lemme guess, you also think the earth is flat and you're anti-vax?

I mean I just don't give a **** about Christianity tbh. It's a stupid religion for people who need to move to another country just to not kill themselves.

maybe he just didn't know when the 12 days of christmas were

Exactly my point. It's you (modern man) rejecting everything he's ever learned or should have learned. So, I assume you also reject other learning like geometry.