I would love for you guys to come visit me.

BYOF


bring your own fist

And I'll bring my face! :)

I think Batty is afraid to fight LOL. I had a bully in high school. He would make fun of me and my sister; calling us racial slurs. He and his brother pulled a flail on me one time . . . yes, you read that right, a goddamn FLAIL. A spikey metal ball on a chain, attached to a wooden handle. The next day I stood up to him and punched him out. He stopped harassing me after that.

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lol yeah none of that happened you're full of **** just like you never got kidnapped by aliens because of course you didn't

r/thathappened

I don't talk to the dude anymore. He works for Microsoft. His name is [doxxing removed]. Look him up on Facebook and ask him. His mom was a teacher at the school. He's a ginger LOL. I tell no lies. His older brother ran for mayor of nearby Columbia, MO a few yars back.

My best friend [at the time] Curtis Chastain was there and can attest to it. You can look him up on Facebook too. Don't ever call me a liar, bitch.

Dude...

lol all those specifics to convince me of nonsense just like your conspiracy garbage

You really want me to look up some dude from high school and ask him to vouch for me on a message board? GTFOH.

The real hiccup in your plan is you expecting us to use FB.

LOL trolling at it's finest.

I'm giving specifics because I can. Because it really happened, you douche. I'm not a liar and don't appreciate you calling me one, fry boy.

I swear on a Bible and on my mother's life that it happened. Others were sharing their high school fight stories, so I shared mine.

After 14 years on here, why would I lie?

^Thank you Mods.

But you want me to do it with people I don't even know?

"Hey, guy, did you threaten to assault some bigfoot conspiracy theorist with medieval weaponry and then puss out when he called you on it?"

Bruh I believe in the Bible as much as I do your mother.

Now I really don't believe you.

If I ever end up in Japan I will absolutely hit you up as a pretext for ****ing your daughter.

Well, that's not very nice LOL

That is not a real name in any universe other than a ****ty detective novel.

Merit, go get a glass of water.

back when i worked at a bookstore we found one of those paperback mysteries in which the detective was called John Dortmundler lol

Why does that sound like a pedophile?

you must be thinking of Dortmundler's cousin, Jim Kiddiediddler

Actually it sounds like the Dursleys' neighbor.

I only remember old mrs figg

On second thought a muggle would never have a name as outlandish as "Dortmundler". That's a Hufflepuff name if ever I've heard it.

Edit: alright but seriously I'm thinking of a way to seriously **** on you in a hurtful way so get ready for something or other.

my body is ready

Honestly all I got is that you were one of those Sansa chearleaders but it's not like you were Arya who subverted her personality just to be her goblin. You just kind of sucked her dick whenever it was time to be a feminist.

I don't know why he didn't escalate. I guess he was all mouth and no trousers?

I have his phone number if you would like to call him LOL

Batty's gone batty

Bruce Lee came to my high school once and threatened my family and I. I swiftly dispatched him in a duel and he never bothered me again.

If I was going to make up a fight story, it would be way better than a racist ginger wielding a flail.

Okay.

I personally love when random people call me to ask about my flail phase back in high school.

when he changed his name back

SuzyCreamcheese forever

When he fed toplane...

Also, MERIT needs to stop filling in for Chula.

Really, that's the worst you can do? I'm both flattered and disappointed.

I know. You're pretty boring tbh.

my hate was also underwhelming.

"You use logic instead of kneejerk emotional reasoning" Sick burn, Fatlord. Way to ruin your own thread.