Deez nuts thread
 

This thread is just for saying

DEEZ NUTS

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We're on a steady decline of MB thread quality.

These bollocks.

That’s why I saved the day Phillip

Oh that’s not your name?

Then feel up on DEEZ NUTS

Stealing that.

reminds me of this awkward local billboard

https://www.sonomamag.com/wp-content...eInSonoma4.jpg

You must work with some great folks

I am so throwing this out there next shift

Got in a hardware shipment at my new job. Got in two bags of nuts. Put them to the side because I didn't know where to put them. Specifically asked my manager where he wanted me to put deez nuts.

Literally loled

I literally hurt myself last time I did that. I played it off like a G and a laugh was had. Then I went into the freezer and put deez nutz on a stack of frozen Whoppers to stop the throbbing.

Can deez nuts jokes ever be pulled off effectively dead panning?

I'm sure but it would be like a post-deez nuts joke. The glory is in how long and loud you can draw out "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS!!!" The worst deez nuts joke in history can be pure fire if done loud enough in public.

You can pull off deez nuts.

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Doesn't anyone here shop at Aldi?

Yes I love shopping at Aldi.

How do I know that's Aldi?

lol oh ****

You don't. Neither do I. The punch was lame and I tried to stop myself, but here we are.

Punch deez nuts. Wait...

lol

You have a lot of charisma!

How about you charisma nutz!

(like caress ma nutz)

You ever meet a juggalo tell them to juggle deez nuts.

One time like about 10 years ago when I was heavy into juggalo stuff I was walking down the street and this dude was just randomly juggling on his front lawn and I told him "You see, you start juggling and summon a juggalo. It's a bad omen." He got a good laugh from it.