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The Batlord 02-14-2019 11:50 AM

I literally hurt myself last time I did that. I played it off like a G and a laugh was had. Then I went into the freezer and put deez nutz on a stack of frozen Whoppers to stop the throbbing.

OccultHawk 02-14-2019 12:13 PM

Can deez nuts jokes ever be pulled off effectively dead panning?

The Batlord 02-14-2019 12:23 PM

I'm sure but it would be like a post-deez nuts joke. The glory is in how long and loud you can draw out "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS!!!" The worst deez nuts joke in history can be pure fire if done loud enough in public.

Frownland 02-14-2019 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2043439)
Can deez nuts jokes ever be pulled off effectively dead panning?

You can pull off deez nuts.

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Plankton 02-14-2019 12:43 PM

Doesn't anyone here shop at Aldi?

The Batlord 02-14-2019 12:47 PM

Yes I love shopping at Aldi.

Plankton 02-14-2019 12:50 PM

https://i.imgflip.com/1icykh.jpg

The Batlord 02-14-2019 12:53 PM

How do I know that's Aldi?

OccultHawk 02-14-2019 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2043443)

lol oh ****

Plankton 02-14-2019 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2043452)
How do I know that's Aldi?

You don't. Neither do I. The punch was lame and I tried to stop myself, but here we are.


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