Does Anyone Else Stick Their Junk Under Restroom Hand Dryers Y/N?
 

And Batlord gets the hat trick!

What is this all about? I do not. But I like taking hot underwear out of the tumble dryer and putting it on.

Give a try.

Does that make you horny, though?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...nds/511723002/

I guess we figured out the mystery of how Chuck got his dick cheese.

Yes.

I'll give it a shot.

It's even better with male underwear.
Oh no wait: it's not. :D

Are ya'll gonna vote?

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I'm tall enough to where I can turn the vent upward, so I stick my junk above restroom hand dryers.

lmao charles

How does it compare to the pool things that suck and blow?

ugh, palahniuk flashbacks

There's people who don't? That's gross.

I'm not some bourgeois New Jerseyan with a pool so I don't know.

Yeah, I'm sure you've never been in a pool.

No
Oh come on now that's not fair! I bet he's woken up in a pool of his own vomit more than once.

Bitch I was swimming like a puffer fish by the time I was five-years-old.

That article has the best headline I’ve ever seen.

:D it's great.

Just bring your junk to the dumpster like everyone else does, or hoard it like a lunatic. But don't leave it in restrooms. It's not polite, nor healthy.

People like you are the reason I stay at home.

Bruh, it's wonderful. Your dick is the best part of your body to feel warm and dry.

Did you know that when you're smelling a fart, you're actually inhaling little tiny bits of poop.

https://media.giphy.com/media/deUwAEjEhC1uo/giphy.gif

Duh. How do you think smells work?

Usually with a nose.

I remember my chemistry teacher telling our class about that. And other odd things. She had an odd sense of humor.

I don't doubt this, it's just something I'd dread walking in on or hsving used the same appliance.

How is that fish not famous yet?

Needs a better agent.

The public just needs the right hook.

Has no one else given this given this a shot since this was posted? If you want to get an idea just wrap your dick in an electric blanket

I've put mine under an acetylene torch.