That article has the best headline I’ve ever seen.

:D it's great.

Just bring your junk to the dumpster like everyone else does, or hoard it like a lunatic. But don't leave it in restrooms. It's not polite, nor healthy.

People like you are the reason I stay at home.

Bruh, it's wonderful. Your dick is the best part of your body to feel warm and dry.

Did you know that when you're smelling a fart, you're actually inhaling little tiny bits of poop.

https://media.giphy.com/media/deUwAEjEhC1uo/giphy.gif

Duh. How do you think smells work?

Usually with a nose.

I remember my chemistry teacher telling our class about that. And other odd things. She had an odd sense of humor.

I don't doubt this, it's just something I'd dread walking in on or hsving used the same appliance.