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Old 02-23-2020, 01:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Drawbacks to wildly huge Penis
This thread is for guys with really big penises. Personally, mine is just average but I’m wondering (elph) what are some of the downsides to be absurdly well-hung.

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Old 02-23-2020, 01:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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The sausage to meatball ratio makes finding underwear with good ball support difficult and surprise boners can **** up a comfortable junk arrangement. I also have a theory that there's more surface area for sweat so you have to do more to account for the stank.
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Old 02-23-2020, 02:52 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 02-23-2020, 05:07 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 02-23-2020, 05:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I heard the charge an extra 30% for a bus pass.

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Old 02-23-2020, 05:50 PM   #7 (permalink)
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