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MicShazam 02-03-2018 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1923554)
I'm complaining about the possible lack of my dice in your mom's mouth.

That makes too little sense to be offensive :laughing:

The Batlord 02-03-2018 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1923555)
I designed my own (terrible), overly complicated board game at age 10, so I'm not one to point fingers.

I've created solo games of Axis and Allies that involved constant betrayals and restructuring of fronts that lasted for days, so I'm clearly too cool for all you losers.

Trollheart 02-03-2018 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1923554)
I've read countless articles written by you and dear god do you reuse the same phrases over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.


I'll ask again (and you'll ignore me): did you read my stories? You wanna see my best writing, look there. Or don't. But it doesn't change the fact that, whether you like or not, I won the award for best writer. So, as Shakespeare probably said, up yours. :p:
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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1923555)
I designed my own (terrible), overly complicated board game at age 10, so I'm not one to point fingers.

I designed one (and yes it was damn complicated) at about 45 I'd say. Damn it was good. But it would never sell. Never gonna see High Seas Trader (all logos, names, images and ideas copyright me) on sale anywhere. :(

MicShazam 02-03-2018 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1923557)
I've created solo games of Axis and Allies that involved constant betrayals and restructuring of fronts that lasted for days, so I'm clearly too cool for all you losers.

Haven't ever even played a true grognard war game, probably never will at this point. Forever doomed to be a second tier neckbeard.

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1923559)
I designed one (and yes it was damn complicated) at about 45 I'd say. Damn it was good. But it would never sell. Never gonna see High Seas Trader (all logos, names, images and ideas copyright me) on sale anywhere. :(

There's a 'print & play' section on Boardgamegeek.com where you could make your game available for free. That way, maybe someone will at least play it.

The Batlord 02-03-2018 02:40 PM

Bruh, let's play MYFAROG.

https://myfarog.org/

MicShazam 02-03-2018 02:44 PM

"All posts by Varg Vikernes"

lol wut

Trollheart 02-03-2018 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1923561)



There's a 'print & play' section on Boardgamegeek.com where you could make your game available for free. That way, maybe someone will at least play it.

Yeah, well thanks but a few problems with that. A) I left the entire thing at work when I left and b) it was basically a ripoff of/based around the BBC 1970s drama series The Onedin Line... Can't remember much about it now, but I really had it all worked out. You went to the likes of Africa and Asia, bought your cargo, traded it, bought more ships, moved up in the world socially, got married, died, had sons/daughters (not in that order obviously) and a whole lot more. I remember I got bogged down when I tried to find out how much things like sugar and coffee cost in the 1860s. Hard information to find, oddly.
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1923562)
Bruh, let's play MYFAROG.


https://myfarog.org/

Wuzzat? And don't point me to the link: it says it's made for MYFAROG but doesn't say what that stands for.

Akai 02-03-2018 02:59 PM

Great thread this, already turned into a ****storm.

Trollheart 02-03-2018 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Akai (Post 1923572)
Great thread this, already turned into a ****storm.

Don't be stupid: you need to be at least a twelfth level mage to whip up one of them! :laughing:

Akai 02-03-2018 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1923573)
Don't be stupid: you need to be at least a twelfth level mage to whip up one of them! :laughing:

Too bad, I play rogue.


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