MB Does D&D

OccultHawk · 02-03-2018, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

We're talking about a formal D&D game though. Made up dice would ruin the experience. I certainly would be much less onboard if this weren't a legit game.

You’re talking like I didn’t grow up on that ****. I’m talking Advanced Gary Gygax D&D. I don’t know what fake bitch **** you’re on about. I’m going to be an assassin. ASS ASS IN!

If you’re not onboard step the **** off!!!

Paul Smeenus · 02-03-2018, 02:43 PM

The Batlord · 02-03-2018, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

You’re talking like I didn’t grow up on that ****. I’m talking Advanced Gary Gygax D&D. I don’t know what fake bitch **** you’re on about. I’m going to be an assassin. ASS ASS IN!

If you’re not onboard step the **** off!!!

I just want the real experience. You're on some poseur ****. Step off onto a weak step and break your neck.

Paul Smeenus · 02-03-2018, 02:45 PM

^ I'm kidding btw

OccultHawk · 02-03-2018, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I just want the real experience. You're on some poseur ****. Step off onto a weak step and break your neck.

Could you just ****ing wait until Ori lays out the scene.

Don’t make me pull out my other dagger!

The Batlord · 02-03-2018, 03:00 PM

If Ori doesn't make a scene with some real dice then you'll all feel my +20 sneak assassination.

Trollheart · 02-03-2018, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

I might have played one on the Playstation but not on PC.

Dunno what TMK is.

Will keep an eye on the thread.

TMK = To My Knowledge

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Sounds like if you have one or two veterans they can work the rest of the people through it so that it can run reasonably smoothly, and then the shared camaraderie will do the rest. I imagine that after a game or two I'd be willing to throw in as a DM, but I just know nothing to feel confident that I'd be suitable.

Pretty much, yeah. The only problem with being a DM/GM is it's not quite as good, as you don't get to join in on the fun as much as you might like. That's what I found anyway. And people always end up avoiding your most devious and well thought-out traps by, well, just not going into that room or that direction.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Ori’s the best writer

This is a spin-off of his thread

No one needs dice and **** except Ori if he wants them

It’s his world

WTF is wrong with everyone

Read the forum results, bitch. Best writer voted right here.

Ori's a great writer, but he's not the only one who can write. Just so you know. The awards don't lie, Mister MOTY 2017. Bitch, Ori wasn't even a runner-up. Sorry, Ori.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I know how to play. The dungeon master says ok your deal is this and that what do you do then he rolls dice and checks a chart leans back and tells you the story until you make another decision.

Your characters need dice to fight, ffs! It's based around dice rolls. Or at least, the one I played always was. "Dexerity roll" and so on.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Dude only the dungeon master has to get it. You pretend you’re a cleric or a magic maker and that’s all you need to know. Ori says ok you got a magic wand and you’re walking in a forest and you hear a lady screaming it sounds like it’s coming from that cave. What do you do?

That's adventure books you're thinking of.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

He needs dice. Or just his pretend dice. I just need to relax and enjoy the good times!

Everyone needs dice. And if I get in on this, you're going down, even if you're a giant. I've taken down bigger monsters than you.