Oriphiel

You and your Monstourage head towards the mysterious cave. Before long, the mysterious mouth comes into view, with mysteriously shaped stalactites rising up mysteriously from the ground, made all the more mysterious by the fact that they're actually stalagmites. It's all very mysterious. And spooky.

You all take a moment to let the aesthetic sink in. A strange gurgling sound escapes from the stony lips of the cavern.

"You go first," says Frownlad, for while goblins are useful for avant garde lute solos, they are cowards at heart.

Banshee Jo appraises the cave thoughtfully, with a hand to her chin and everything. "Hmm," says she. "I bet if I let out a scream, it'd travel through the cave and kill everything inside of it. But the intermingling of the echoes across the countless nooks and crannies might combine to create a Scream Singularity, or Screamularity if you will. And that might break the universe. Or at least affect the nature of the surrounding area thus that it becomes a toxic hellhole."

"A Screamularity?" you ask. "How do you know? Has such a thing ever happened before?"

She nods. "Aye. Once, long ago, in the land of New Jersey. And look how it turned out for them."

You shudder.

Jimmy Four Claws anxiously sharpens his four claws. "Forget screaming. My claws can't sleep unless they're blanketed in blood. Let's just get in there and kick ass. I'll lead the way."

What do you do?

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Proudly
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Title: Cave Gazer
Health: 15
Energy: 14
Inventory: Whip, Headband
Skills: Bull****, Monster Mash, Get In Here

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Monstourage
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Mind Worm (Healthy)
Frownlad the Goblin (Healthy)
Jimmy Four Claws (Healthy)
Banshee Jo (Healthy)

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