So you wake up in a forest...

Oriphiel · 06-11-2018, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

have Banshee Jo open the chest

Trying to wrap and fasten your torn belt around your tattered pants, you face your Monstourage. "Hey, Jo. Earlier, you said you could do, like, a sonar scream, right? To probe for dangers?"

Jo shrugs in the spookiest possible way. "Sure. You want me to check out the chest?"

You answer with a nod, sighing as you give up on trying to salvage your ruined belt and cast it aside into the shadows.

Cracking her ghostly knuckles, Jo sends forth a shriek pitched so highly that only other Banshees, and the occasional audiophile, can discern it. Within moments, the mysteries of the chest are revealed unto her. "Oh," she says. "Well. That's something."

"What?" you ask. "What's in there? Is it good shit, or is it some sort of vile trap?"

Jo opens her palms. "That depends. I mean, it's all relative, I suppose. But I can say that isn't dangerous."

Overwhelmed by curiosity, you bade her open the mysterious chest, and she gladly acquiesces. And, lo! Within, you find...

Spoiler for Surprise!:

Jo snickers. Jimmy grimaces. Frownlad shrieks. The Mind Worm mentally fist pumps. Well, that's that, then.

Beyond the chest lies a pathway leading further into the cavern. And behind you yet remains the way back to the entrance. What do you do now?

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Proudly
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Title: Chest Examiner
Health: 14
Energy: 13
Inventory: Whip, Headband
Skills: Bullshit, Monster Mash, Get In Here
Afflictions: Possessed Penis

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Monstourage
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Mind Worm (Emboldened)
Frownlad the Goblin (Disheveled)
Jimmy Four Claws (Hungry)
Banshee Jo (Spooky)

Oriphiel · 06-21-2018, 07:53 AM

Yay, I finally killed this. Now I don't have to fulfill more of Hawk's weird rape fantasies.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 06-21-2018, 10:13 AM

we venture deeper! hoorah!

Oriphiel · 06-21-2018, 10:23 AM

Do I have to?

Plankton · 06-21-2018, 10:34 AM

Suddenly, there's an earthquake. All are crushed under the weight of thousands of pounds of feculence since they were directly under a sewage plant.

Plankton · 06-21-2018, 10:37 AM

Directed by: Cecil B Oriphiel

Screen play by: Oriphiel Wells

Senior Production Advisor: O. R. Iphiel

Assistant to the Senior Production Advisor: Ori Phiel

Gaffer: Plankton

Oriphiel · 06-21-2018, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Gaffer: Plankton

Nah, you're the Best Boy.

Key Grip: OH

Puppet Wrangler: Qwertyy

Plankton · 06-21-2018, 12:11 PM

So, like, can I get you an extension cord or something. Here, have a breaker panel.

Oriphiel · 06-21-2018, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

So, like, can I get you an extension cord or something. Here, have a breaker panel.

You can extend my cord any day.

Plankton · 06-21-2018, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

You can extend my cord any day.

Okay, but you'll have to unplug it first.

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06-21-2018, 10:34 AM	#85 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Suddenly, there's an earthquake. All are crushed under the weight of thousands of pounds of feculence since they were directly under a sewage plant. __________________ See location...

06-21-2018, 10:37 AM	#86 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Directed by: Cecil B Oriphiel Screen play by: Oriphiel Wells Senior Production Advisor: O. R. Iphiel Assistant to the Senior Production Advisor: Ori Phiel Gaffer: Plankton __________________ See location...

06-21-2018, 12:11 PM	#88 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	So, like, can I get you an extension cord or something. Here, have a breaker panel. __________________ See location...