Do I have to?

Suddenly, there's an earthquake. All are crushed under the weight of thousands of pounds of feculence since they were directly under a sewage plant.

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Directed by: Cecil B Oriphiel

Screen play by: Oriphiel Wells

Senior Production Advisor: O. R. Iphiel

Assistant to the Senior Production Advisor: Ori Phiel

Gaffer: Plankton

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Nah, you're the Best Boy.

Key Grip: OH

Puppet Wrangler: Qwertyy

So, like, can I get you an extension cord or something. Here, have a breaker panel.

You can extend my cord any day.

Okay, but you'll have to unplug it first.

As the song ends, your hair ceases blowing majestically in the winds of triumph, and your rock hard erection becomes merely wood hard. Nevertheless, the song has left you with a surge of power, restoring 3 points to your health and energy.

"Well, that was weird," you say with a shrug, before delving further into the cavern. Your Monstourage follows faithfully. Having the song stuck in her head, Banshee Jo's hums reverberate through the spooky darkness, giving her a danger sensing sonar.

Unfortunately, Frownlad has a critical weakness to magic of the 80s Heart element, and has taken extreme damage. Lagging behind the group, he now walks with a limp. It is clear that he requires aid before he will be of any further use on your expedition.

Trekking carefully through the slick and grimy tunnel, you soon find a doorway carved into the rock. Beside it is a sign writ in an indecipherable language. Probably Canadian or something.

"I don't see any traps on the other side," says Banshee Jo, ceasing her humming. "I mean, I don't see anything at all, really. Just an empty room."

Jimmy Four Claws perks up his ears. "I think I can hear something..."

Jo listens for awhile before shrugging. "You sure? I don't hear anything."

"Actually, you do," says Frownlad with a pompous smile. "Unless you're deaf, it's not possible to hear nothing. You're always hearing something. And every sound, whether or not you appreciate it, is music."

Jimmy Four Claws kicks Frownlad.

Frownlad dies.

Death doesn't feel like dealing with him, and gives him another shot.

Frownlad returns to life, still gravely injured.

What do you do?

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Proudly
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Title: Junk Spelunker
Health: 17
Energy: 16
Inventory: Whip, Headband
Skills: Bull****, Monster Mash, Get In Here
Afflictions: Possessed Penis

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Monstourage
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Mind Worm (Emboldened)
Frownlad the Goblin (Basically Dead)
Jimmy Four Claws (Hungry)
Banshee Jo (Spooky)