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Old 02-02-2018, 12:59 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I attempt to seduce and distract/confuse the beast by emitting a piercing pterodactyl-like shriek while sauntering around in a circle alluringly.
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Old 02-02-2018, 01:05 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Grab one of the bottles and get drunk.
Considering that you just survived what could have been a dangerous encounter, you decide to celebrate. Retrieving a bottle from the ground, you lift it up to your lips and finish what remains of its contents while the monster bawls to itself in the distance.

As the sweet hand of liquor takes hold of your spirits, you begin to feel bad for the poor impotent monster. Gathering up the bottles, you pour the drops dwelling in the bottom of each into two jugs, nearly filling the both of them. Thusly armed, you make your way to the mysterious beast and offer it one of the jugs.

The monster eyes you warily for a moment, before seizing the jug with its paws and throwing its head back, pouring the nourishing liquid through its teeth and into the throat behind.

The alcohol, being of the magical variety, is quite potent. Before long, the two of you are utterly smashed.

Your energy goes down by five. Though the strange drink is at first invigorating, it soon robs you of the power to stand. On the plus side, this gives you a rough idea of your level of energy.

As the jugs run dry, the two of you collapse into a heap, laughing and sobbing while trading stories. Although this at first proves somewhat difficult, considering that you can't actually remember enough about your past to impart any actual tales, you decide to just go with it, and make shit up. Turns out that you're actually pretty good at telling tall tales, because the monster buys them completely, chuckling and crying at all the proper intervals.

*Unlocked skill: Bullshit*

What will you do?

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Old 02-02-2018, 01:12 PM   #13 (permalink)
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this is a cool idea but i think we could improve it by going full on MB D&D thread
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Old 02-02-2018, 02:37 PM   #15 (permalink)
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this is a cool idea but i think we could improve it by going full on MB D&D thread
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Speaking of dogs I think one of my first forays into internet roleplaying was set in the All Dogs Go to Heaven universe (I initiated it and it just never quite took off, shockingly) which honestly needs to happen again
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Orrrr just Anne of Green Gables AU open rp (but with demons and pestilence) ?
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Old 02-02-2018, 02:48 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Speaking of dogs I think one of my first forays into internet roleplaying was set in the All Dogs Go to Heaven universe (I initiated it and it just never quite took off, shockingly) which honestly needs to happen again

Orrrr just Anne of Green Gables AU open rp (but with demons and pestilence) ?
I'm gonna have to declare a Gamergate feud with you for trying to inject your lame, girly **** into our awesome, manly nerdiness.
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Old 02-02-2018, 02:54 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I'm gonna have to declare a Gamergate feud with you for trying to inject your lame, girly **** into our awesome, manly nerdiness.
I'm already writing a thinkpiece for Jezebel.com as I type this-- how is All Dogs Go to Heaven lame though??? I'll fight you.

Also I said Anne of Green Gables plus demons and pestilence. A hulked out and demonic Anne of Green Gables with 8 arms would be anything but lame and girly. (I'm still working on better ideas though; I'm consulting my expert d&d nerd friend at this very moment. Anne of Green Gables has to be involved in some way, it is non-negotiable)
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Old 02-02-2018, 03:17 PM   #20 (permalink)
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OK how abouuutttt Grimdark Anne of Green Gables + Gargoyles + Buffy AU (including the evil mayor storyline maybe?) .. plus dogs who are ghosts(?)
I may be getting ahead of myself a little, here-- please carry on, Ori
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