Is it Frownland? :D

No. Not a solo artist, remember.

Do yaz give up?

Is Jesus in the band's name?

No. If it helps, the band name is only one word.

And it has something to do with God?

Is the band's name God?

Yes
Yes ... and no

Well, you got me stumped.

Does the band name start with an odd letter?

Does it have something to do with rainbows?

Non sequitur
I'd need you to rephrase that in order to answer it properly.

Ah, basically that would be a no, really.

Are you competing with Frownland for most confusing clues? If so, you win.

Happy to wrap this up now and put you out of your misery if you want...

I've scoured the internet looking for a rock band from 1983 that has some type of reference to God, and got zilch.

Well there is Lords of the New Church but that obviously isn't one word.

You're way off.

If the name of the band has some sort of extremely obscure meaning to it that references God that no one except for someone who digs into the origins of the band would know, I'm gonna be a little disappointed.

You won't be. Get ready to kick yourself.

Any last guesses?

Is it by Genesis?

Nazareth

No

I'm going to have a toasted cheese and ham sandwich and a cup of tea. I'll reveal the answer after that. Stand by.

k bye

We should ban him.

Okay.
The clues:
"Consider the existence of God"
What's the Latin word for God?
Dio.

The other clue to who the band was: "Think of Judy Garland singing".
What's her most well-known song? "Somewhere Over the Rainbow".
Dio was a member of Rainbow and had a fascination with them; they appear in many of his songs.

The album clue was "Going down, but not to Hell".
Holy Diver.

and the song?
The original clue was: "Good advice for children".



"Don't Talk to Stangers" - Dio from Holy Diver, 1983.

I thank you!
:D
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Cool now pick a song that isn't a weak b-side.

Yeah, weren't you the one that said everyone had to be reasonably familiar with the song?
Sheesh!


Hit him with your golf club, Frown.

I actually don't think that's a rule. Dio's well known enough amongst ye ole farts.

I just use a crowbar. I would never support the golf industry.

Such a poor loser! :rofl: It's one of the better known tracks off that album and I never said it had to be a single. Hey, at least I didn't pick "Gypsy" or "Egypt". :laughing:
If you're not familiar with Dio that's really more of a "you" problem. Educate yourself, before Batty gets online. OW! That HURST!
Sorry man, I told you you'd be kicking yourself. And you can't say I didn't try to lead yaz in the right direction!
At least let the crows finish their drinks first! :)

Okay it's still with me. Yay me!
THIS one EVERYONE will know, I guarantee. It might be hard to get (or not) but you will know it.

The hint is: "You want a fight? You've come to the right guy!"

And it ain't hip-hop. That's just a bonus for those of you who are butthurt about not getting Dio.

Because I was really giving this one my all.

But I guess you're right that I shouldn't expect Dio to make a track that's anything but mediocre.

I'll be fair, you really did try. And now that I think about it, your hint for "You Are My Sunshine" was probably one of the best yet, along with Plankton's.

Anyway, think about it and I bet you'll get this one rather easily IF you ask the right questions and don't just make a string of unconnected guesses.

And no, it's not by Genesis, in case you were wondering.

Is it by The Fall?

Yes I expected you to pick a track like Smoke Weed Everyday. Boy am I crushed that all of my effort went to waste.

No
That was going to be my second choice.

Why not?

That's why.