Jesus or Satan?
 

Never mind if either/both exist, who would you choose?

In the blue corner: Jesus Christ, Son of God.
Special powers: resurrection (oooh!), turning water into wine (yay!), curing lepers (meh), healing the lame and the blind (losers).
Philosophy: Love your fellow man (gay), peace to all (hippy)

In the red corner: Satan, the Father of Lies, also known by many other names including The Devil.
Special powers: Anything the **** he wants to do. (aahhh!)
Philosophy: **** everyone (badass!)

Who gets your vote?

Jesus had the right idea. Plus, he could save any party as long as there was access to water.

This is hands down your worst thread, TH.

Love the poor

Great thread trolls

I’m going with JC!

Well finally, a thread that can't possibly get heated :rolleyes:

Well, I'm an agnostic so I'm not exactly a Christian. But Satan isn't very nice, is he?

So I'll go with the obvious choice, Zuul, the gatekeeper of Gozer.

I vote for Jigglypuff in Space.

I vote for Smeenus.

I have voted for Jesus.

Satan cause he has the cooler name(s).

great signing for City imo, will be a stud for Brazil for years to come. will vote for him as well.