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View Poll Results: Jesus or Satan?
Jesus 8 57.14%
Satan 6 42.86%
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Old 02-26-2018, 08:44 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 03-01-2018, 02:57 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Never mind if either/both exist, who would you choose?

In the blue corner: Jesus Christ, Son of God.
Special powers: resurrection (oooh!), turning water into wine (yay!), curing lepers (meh), healing the lame and the blind (losers).
Philosophy: Love your fellow man (gay), peace to all (hippy)

In the red corner: Satan, the Father of Lies, also known by many other names including The Devil.
Special powers: Anything the **** he wants to do. (aahhh!)
Philosophy: **** everyone (badass!)

Who gets your vote?
The devil lied? Aye, I read Genesis, sounds like God lied and the devil showed humanity the light with the forbidden fruit. Stay woke and hail Satan like a real motha ****a.
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Old 03-01-2018, 03:47 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I'm still waiting for TH to explain what the fuck we are supposed to be voting on.
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Old 03-01-2018, 03:49 PM   #34 (permalink)
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If you had to choose, would you pick Jesus or Satan?
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Old 03-01-2018, 03:53 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Based on what? If you had to choose would you pick pillows or bricks?

If it's based on what im gonna get smashed in the face with I pick pillows. If it's to use for house building i choose bricks..
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Old 03-01-2018, 03:53 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Based on what?
Based on choosing.

I don't think it's a great thread either ftr.
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Old 03-01-2018, 04:00 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Based on what? If you had to choose would you pick pillows or bricks?

If it's based on what im gonna get smashed in the face with I pick pillows. If it's to use for house building i choose bricks..
OMFG you pussy bring my dentist and give him all my money!
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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voted Satan because I'm a bad bad boy
You're a Jesus boy because people would never vote for Satan.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-01-2018, 04:30 PM   #39 (permalink)
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OMFG you pussy bring my dentist and give him all my money!
Have another Hurricane or whatever it is you drink. Maybe we can get you posting in Spanish by the end of the night.
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Old 03-01-2018, 04:40 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Have another Hurricane or whatever it is you drink. Maybe we can get you posting in Spanish by the end of the night.
That was supposed to be a joke about getting hit in the face with bricks but clearly you are all losers.
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