Jesus or Satan?

Trollheart · 11-14-2017, 12:10 PM

Never mind if either/both exist, who would you choose?

In the blue corner: Jesus Christ, Son of God.
Special powers: resurrection (oooh!), turning water into wine (yay!), curing lepers (meh), healing the lame and the blind (losers).
Philosophy: Love your fellow man (gay), peace to all (hippy)

In the red corner: Satan, the Father of Lies, also known by many other names including The Devil.
Special powers: Anything the **** he wants to do. (aahhh!)
Philosophy: **** everyone (badass!)

Who gets your vote?

View Poll Results: Jesus or Satan?
Jesus	8	57.14%
Satan	6	42.86%
Voters: 14. You may not vote on this poll

11-14-2017, 12:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	Jesus or Satan? Never mind if either/both exist, who would you choose? In the blue corner: Jesus Christ, Son of God. Special powers: resurrection (oooh!), turning water into wine (yay!), curing lepers (meh), healing the lame and the blind (losers). Philosophy: Love your fellow man (gay), peace to all (hippy) In the red corner: Satan, the Father of Lies, also known by many other names including The Devil. Special powers: Anything the ** he wants to do. (aahhh!) Philosophy: ** everyone (badass!) Who gets your vote? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018